Let me get my hands on your mammory glands.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Off-Duty Sausage
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Ninja Retiree
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I prefer Floppy disks over ninja stars.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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This is my official Casual Friday t-shirt.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Cubicle Gangsta
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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In English please!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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My penis dictates.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Colonel Mustard, with the lead pipe, in the Lounge... I win.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I like my weiner in a bun.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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My name is Turd Fergusson
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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"The human torch was denied a bank loan" - Ron Burgundy
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Garlic Eating Vampire
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Made in Thailand.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Spock is Emo
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Scotty beamed me...beamed me up reeeaaaal good
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Spock copied my haircut
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not gay... but my hamster IS
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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At this very moment...i have a hamster up my butthole
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Official Spinal Tap Groupie
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Vader's mah baby daddy
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Chewbacca's grocery list: hair gel and peanut butter
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Yoda pimps it with his wooden cane
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Im not wearing a bra under this
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Bill Gates is my pen pal
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I went to a sleepover at Bill Gates' house
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Bill Gates is my neighbor
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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duck duck greygoose vodka
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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pipi master
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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