My wife and I went to a local college today, to get some information about classes for her son, who is 17 and will probably go there next year.

I was wearing this shirt, and the admissions lady almost asked me if I was the 17 year-old. Yeah. I'm 34 and have a goatee.

"See, that's what you get when you wear a banana-colored shirt with a giraffe hugging a dinosaur on it." I said. "It effectively halves your age."

The lady was amused. My wife was horrified. I thought about declaring that nobody understands me before storming out to my bedroom and slamming the door.

I just grinned, instead. "You can buy it online," I said.