use your profile.

DUMBASS BITCH WHORE FUCKER.

sorry.

I wanted to be mean.

I really like you though.

wanna go out?

yea they should just because most websites have one and it's quite handy. . .

DID I do a good job of pwning you?

I put everything on the right side module...

^ what they said.

but see this is what ya gotta do my young padawan, you gotta go out there in that little void of threadless that people use for business or sandwiches and you gotta buy stuff. You hear me? Jvw done told me last week "who are you" and I was like "MAC AND CHEESE BITCH" and now I will never get on the product page. See, you gotta make a first impression, or these pink-text'd folks won't adhere to your wall. And we know your facebook profile and michael jordan posters need the support.


back in nam we didn't whine for wishlists. We got a gun, some rice, some good lovin for 5 dolla, and that's what we lasted on for 2 weeks.

one old Go squared plus the 4th letter in cookie monster once asked me what Christmas was and I said "it's when you get drafted."

...and he cried.

i didn't know that could lead to erectile disfunction

Laborpsus I am completly in love with you.

your face leads to erectile dysfunction. OH SNAP!

just kidding.

your BEARD leads to erectile dysfunction.

SHIT!

He's a younger, fresher version of me.

Now I'm going to run off and die.

my time here is over.

he's older than you, doctor pear

younger in the spiritual sence.

..and in the ....him being here sence.

oh wait, he joined in march.

that doesn't work.

BUT STILL.

I can't wait to be a 19.84 year old boy, and finally meet my older brother.

all you young foolish ones...

omair you have to share the spotlight.

miss center of attention. . .

he's brown, we're all like that.

okay?

SO DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

he's not brown!

yes he is.

ASK HIM.

brown, yellow, black, white.. what's the diff?

oh my gosh i have this cd that i got from this little used cd store. . .it's called Formula ONE it's a filipino boy band and they have a song called proud to be brown.

i just remembered that.

I'm as brown as a fiberless defecation.

FILIPINOS ARE TAUPE.

...

GODDAMNIT

that song would probably be my theme song. Been looking for one since Beyonce didn't work out.



got linkage?

i'm looking for it but i can't seem to find it. . .which is disapointing

they're sort of yellow. . .but the ones next door to me think they're brown.

Are you from the Philippines Pear?

no, they're taupe. my friend barbie is half filipino, and she was liek 'YOU'RE A BROWN REJECT, AND I'M A MUTT, WE'RE TAUPE' and I was like "no...you're taupe, I'm cool"

you mean "diarrhea-coloured"

my half filipino neighbor calls himself panda. . .and i asked him "how's the bamboo" and he goes "YO I SAW SOME OF THAT IN NEW LONDON" . . .he thinks he's black . . .

I'm glad my beard leads to erectile dysfunction.

My mom's from some crazy middle-eastern country where they dance around with swords and ride camels, and my dad's from Pakiland.

hey hey hey don't slander the diarrhea name by associating it with tauple filipinos

Randy is filipino, he's pretty lame.

haha... and you wonder which is shittier.

what was this blog about again?

About how people should buy me more shirts!!!

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you're old.

so this one time I was totally mackin at this convenience store. She was all like amit omg and I was like DORITOS I love you baby, but she was too spicy for my taste. It never worked out.

OH SHUTTUP!!!

too spicy?

what are you?

a white?

...

you are a white?

me and laborpsus can have endless brown jokes, what do you guys have besides genitalia funnies?

You may think it's a compliment to call me white..

but I'm not... WHITE *ptui*

I'm true blue Yellow (errr... contradiction there)

dude, I totally pussed out of eating jalapeno 3ds. Ya, I've been assimilated. I gotta get back on my diet of crushed red peppers, mirchi, and curvy women.

don't worry, I can't handle the spice either. I hate brown people food. I eat ...

chicken.
greens
and kool-aid

this brown girl i once knew always smelled like curry. ..

MY SOULMATE!

I need her number.

I text like the Flash...if he had a cellphone.

I don't.

I smell like pretty.

FIRST COMES MARRIAGE THEN LOVE.

i love curry i always wanted to nibble on her.

Then a really really big headache.

you should go marry her because she's not allowed to leave pakistan untill she's wed.