370 channels of pure ecstasy
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot... zuchini?
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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No, I do not have an animal on my head!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Doctor says I should take more iron to improve my personality
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Just ate. Fat and sassy. Need a nap.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Clowns are just pedophiles in makeup
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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f(me)=awesome^nth
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I walked 15 miles (uphill both ways) to get this shirt!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Stupid Free T-shirt
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is burden.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I once bore the knowledge of infinite years past... not anymore.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Artist Formerly Known as 'King'
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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I drive better than everyone and their grandmother
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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MIA and FUBAR... and I like it!
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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"Because I Said So" is never valid. EVER. ...unless I
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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Dude, wheres my... Dude, where'd you go?!?!
of 53 votes, 0% like it
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> Studmuffin <
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Dude, I got a Betamax!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Photoshop can't fix your "better half"...
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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FRANKIE SAY...
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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Save Ferris!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Urban Podunk Dweller
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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Who wants to be millionaire's spouse?
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Who wants to be millionaire's butler?
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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The butler did not murder him with a candlestick in the study!
of 49 votes, 0% like it
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You + Me = Yummie
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Sexy doesn't come in flannel.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Produced in a factory that handles nuts.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Veni, Vidi, Dormivi
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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By Hercules!
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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poor but proud
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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They call me Big Ben
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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Guns, pssh! These babes are bunker busters!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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My Parents Love Me
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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No Flash Photography
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I can too cook... grilled cheese sandwiches.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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< b > Hey Hey Hey! < / b >
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Good jeans at work.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I dream of pink bunnies. With big teeth and mean eyes.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Don't hold me accountable for things that come out of my mouth.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Ize eets paynte chyps
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Did you eat paint chips when you were young?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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ROTFLMFAO?!
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Knight rider.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Have you ever milked a toothless hippy? Want to?
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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You know what? Neither do I.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Yes, you've met me before.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Oh, fudge a duck!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Bud, be Weiser
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Latin's not dead... its just hibernating!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Say SALVE to my little friend!
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Smrt is me.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Don't you love sarcasm?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Fudge a Duck
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Will use the FORCE if need arises.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Cinnamomum Zeylanicum, Yum!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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MSG ain't fine by me!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Bug Me Not
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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There's not enough duct tape in the world to mend a broken heart
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Jean Claude Van DAMME I'm sexy!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Note: Not accountable for words that come out of mouth
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Dont hold me responsible for the things that come out of my mouth
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I got a 4.0 in Food Consumption 101 (lunch).
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I was so hungry I ate a cow... getting it out wasn't so easy.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I got a 4.0 in Food Consumption 101.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Used to be a lazy bum... now I'm a lazy rich executive.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Befriend me now before I'm famous
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Befriend me now before I am too famous for little people like you
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I did too wash this shirt... a month ago...
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Skinny dipping is for losers... cool people swim in the nude.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Of all 10 people in this room, 9 of them aren't as cool as me.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Not all frat boys are slobs who party all the time... ;)
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Insert unnecessarily degrading male stereotype here.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Insert unnecessarily degrading female stereotype here.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Insert unnecessary Chuck Norris joke here.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Insert unnecessary canadian joke here.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Insert unnecessary blonde joke here.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Don't get on my bad side... I build combat robots.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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The greatest thing since sliced bread is looking into your eyes.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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9 out of 10 agree, I am the greatest person in documented history
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I guess my get out of jail free card will come in handy!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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You are as beautiful as a chrysanthemum.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Shindig... My House... 24/7
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Let me do you- r taxes
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Michael Jackson Impersonator: Don't make me do kid's parties.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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design goes here
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Take it down a notch... or two.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Sound Off!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Screw books, I wait for the movies.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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It's only cheating if you win...
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Photoshop can't fix your girlfriend/boyfriend.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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The Original Mrs. Pac Mack
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Rock the boat, but don't tip it over.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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The RIAA can kiss my hard drive.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Call me crazy, but then I'd have to kill you.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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In Case of Fire: Stomp, Rock, and Roll Out
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Smooth as a baby's bottom.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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All the magic smoke came out of my computer :(
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I sell Girl Scout Cookies online.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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ERROR. Press any key. No no no not that one!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Come back to my place and I'll show you my Tesla Coil.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Kiss my floppy
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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They told me I was too hot to be a model.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Hand over the remote!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I got 2.5 hours of sleep last night... so the answer is no.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Hey sexy!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I'm good... most of the time.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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If only my friends were as cool as me...
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt doesn't need a catchy slogan to make me look awesome.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Don't mention my BAD HAIR DAY.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Chuck Norris is my half uncle in law, twice removed.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Awesome hugger.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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If only I was poor...
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Oops... my halo broke.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I love virgin margaritas
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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My only shirt.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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spring break saves lives
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Used to be blonde... now I'm smart.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Break a leg! No, but seriously.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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banana
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Future Neurosurgeon
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I most certainly do not smell rank!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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so fresh... so clean
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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clean and sober
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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WHY? Because I said so...
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Thirteen is my lucky number
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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No, 1 plus 2 equals 12
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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You can smoke, but I can spit on your face.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I throw stones at smokers.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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You have been weighed, measured, and have been found wanting.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Thou fusty abominable misleader of youth!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Thou fusty unchin-snouted minnow!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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the bird and the bees don't bother me
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Are you single?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Fly White Guy
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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rock the boat
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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HEY HEY HEY!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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underwear model
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cuz we're all dudes, hey!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Not only am I handsome, smart, and funny, but...
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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You should get to know me
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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rotflmfao
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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But if you love me...
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Weapon of Math Destruction
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I do the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Thou burly-boned shard-borne flap-dragon!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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wh47 Ð1Ð ¥0µ jµ$7 $4¥?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Professional Microwave Chef
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Future Millionaire
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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my dad is a superhero
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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tengo estilo
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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My favorite class?... Lunch.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I dance better than Michael Jackson on crack
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Sometimes, I dream about fairies
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Once, I went to school naked
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm naked... under these clothes
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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You got me straight trippin boo
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Hugs are my Drug
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I AM A NERD... If By Nerd You Mean Stud
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Nerds are for Dorks.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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NERD isn't just a FOUR LETTER WORD, it's a SEVEN FIGURE INCOME
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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NERDS... have feelings too
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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these platties are real horrorshow
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I make a MEAN grilled cheese sandwich.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Those BIG PILLS were steroids?
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Why yes, I am a STUDMUFFIN
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I GIVE AUTOGRAPHS... but they ain't cheap
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I AM RICH... In Character
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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