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DireBrian
aka Brian is a 21.76 year old boy, has been a member since August 8, 2006, has scored 923 submissions, giving an average score of 2.94.
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Deja Vu strikes when you least expect it when you least expect it
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Boobs are the Breast part of the female body.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I am an outstanding Liar.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I cant wait til quoting movies becomes a form of self-expression
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If Bears could dress themselves, they'd wear something like this.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Spelling was never my Special tee.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Jesus was the very first Superhero and his alter-ego was the Lord
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Grammar is not to be Messed, with.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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It Shirt is cold in here...
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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If you can read this, you have outstanding depth perception.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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WHUT: An English speaking country Since 1969. - Board of Tourism
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Honk if you're driving!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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This is the most hypothetical statement imaginable.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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If You Lived Here, You'd Be Imaginary.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The Irony of Irony is that I'd totally see it coming.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Expecting the Unexpected Makes the Terms Null and Void.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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The irony is if I told you my pants were on fire, I'd be a liar.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'd like an Ice Cream, Sunday.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Pants have never been a good article of clothing to be scared off
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I am a walking advertisement.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I think there's an Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Typos are easily forvigable.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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"Wow, what a ridiculous shirt!"
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Nightmares: If You Can Dream It, You Can Do It.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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We are all just a society of shirt wearing individuals.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Absence Of All Color Is The New Black.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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The Word On Everybody's Minds.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Everyone Makes McSteaks.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I was on fire once.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I Sold My Soul To The Devil And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You Are Slowly Watching Me Get Older.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Inside Jokes: Creating Akwardness For Everyone Else Since 1910
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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I'm Travelling Through Time.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Redundancy: It's Just Too Much.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Tongues Are Fun!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I Really Dig Graves.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Don't Give In To Beer Pressure.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I dig the living dead.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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That was never what she said...
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Conform to Individuality.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Go Camping and You Can Get A S'more-gasm.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Pessimism is so hopeless...
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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I Lost My Mind In San Francisco.
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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RACECAR Backwards Spells Horrible Car Accident.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Spiritual Trainers know how to Excercise Ghosts.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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You're Cute When You Read.
of 61 votes, 36% like it
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No Portly Chicks.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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This Living Thing Can Really Kill Ya After A While...
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Optimists Never See It Coming
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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SEX: Everybody's Doing It
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Mediocrity: Eh...
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Don't Worry, You Wouldnt Understand It Anyways.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Interests: Music, Movies, and Girls Who Read.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Conversation Starter.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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I've Been Diagnosed With A Terminal Case of the Mondays.
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Pessi-Optimism: Life's Hopeless, So Let's Make The Best of It.
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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And on the Eighth Day... God Copy and Pasted.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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Don't Give In To Peer-To-Peer Pressure.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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The Future Is Always One Step Ahead.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
...She never actually said that.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Are You Smarter Than An Untra-Conservative Political Commentator?
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Boobs are the breast part of a woman's body.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Girls Just Wanna Have Phone...
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Have you heard the one about the guy in the tee shirt?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hey, You. Let's Fall In Love.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Human < More Human < More Human Than Human
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I </3 Huckabee.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I Meow For Kitty Food.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I Suffer From Self-Diagnosing.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I Suffer From Self=Diagnosing.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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If you can read this, you must have excellent vision.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Individualize Your Conformity.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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It's about time for a 3 Wolfman- moon Tee!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It's Fun To Beat Women! (at Video Games)
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Jesus was the very first Superhero, and his alter-ego was God.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Pi r Tasty!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Puns are Fun.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Redundancy: It's The Bee's Knees (Which Are A Good Thing)
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Scary zombie dream. Inside an old apartment. Michael Clark Duncan
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Sew, It's Come To This...
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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Stop! I want to get off this Earth!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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That's What Smee Said
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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This Space Is NOT For Rent.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Zombies know how to party, Vampires know how to f*ck.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/333606/DireBrian
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Name: Brian
Age: 19
Status: Single
Weapon of Choice: Drums
Secondary: Bass / Guitar
Favorite Bands: Atreyu, Alkaline Trio, Thrice, more...
Interests: Drums, Music, Punk Rock, Metal, Filmmaking, Movies, Writing, Friends, Dane Cook, Sushi, South Park, The Perry Bible Fellowship, Jone's Soda, Pop Punk, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Horror Movies, etc.
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