I'm twirling the invisible moustache of my mind
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I'm with genius.----->
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'd rather be playing Q*bert.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I can't seem to finish anythi
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I love breakfast for dinner
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Murmaskewp
of 40 votes, 0% like it
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You can't see my deformed foot.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a seahag
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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I am a plastic bag
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Stop sexually harrassing me with your eyes
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Talk to me about my social anxiety disorder
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Your 80's clothes are ugly
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Winter me mittens
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Nuns are really ninjas in drag
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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How do you like my invisible moustache?
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Food: It's what's for dinner
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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You're all a bunch of idiots
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Vegetable, Mineral, Abominable Snowman
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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The "imaginary i" proves that mathematicians are silly
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Uh oh, this looks bad
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Sorry, I don't have time for God or your pamphlet
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I love when ice cubes taste like chemicals
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I am a symbol of gentrification
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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It wasn't me, it's my diaper
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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MITTEN HANDS? MITTEN HANDS.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Your spare tire just ran over my muffin top
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I am the god of small, drunk children
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I am the goddess of drunks and small children
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Are you catching the wind I'm breaking?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I STEAL FROM THE LIBRARY
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I try to only wear things that are uncool
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I can feel it in my stankbone
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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LIFE IS A CARTOON
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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SHOULDER PADS ARE COMING. LOOK BUSY.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Give me my Porkchopsch and Appleschausch
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I am the long lost heir to a long line of white trash
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I see you reading my t-shirt
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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If I knew the road was going to be bumpy I would have worn a bra!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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