I want to get one of these, hang it up next to a "Keep Calm and Carry On" print and see if a black hole forms between them.

I love green. Green is my favorite color! I also love bikes. So bikes + green = a shirt I should probably buy.

I have seen these exact animals in the zoo. Why do animals in the zoo always represent the worst of their kind? The lions are always fat and the cheetahs never run nowheres.

Plus, I think the cheetah on that shirt has been struck with rickets.

Do you know what the Midwest is? I have heard from a reliable source that it is young and restless.

I am from the Midwest! I don't really get this shirt. Anyone care to help me out?

I know a few Canadians. They say "eh" and "aboot" and stuff, and would both like to own this shirt. It's a shirt for Canadians and Americans alike!!

Taken from a post I made elsewhere:

I've been waiting forever and a day for a story awkward enough to share with everyone, and today was my lucky (?) day!! Plus, this story rated an A- from a friend of mine on his Amber Storytelling Scale, which is amazing because I am a lousy storyteller. ANYWAY.

Today was my last full day of classes, and I decided to celebrate by wearing my Communist Party t-shirt. All was going well until I went into work. I work at University Card Services, where people come to get new IDs if they lose theirs or are new faculty/staff/students/what have you. I am standing there, looking excellent in my awesome Communist t-shirt, when a fella walks up. He gives me this smile like "I apologize in advance" and starts speaking with a very very very heavy accent. It worries me a little, but only in the back of my head, so I don't pay attention much. Eventually I gather that he is a grad student working for the Chemistry department, and I ask for a photo ID so I can make his University ID (which is standard). He pulls out his passport, and lo and behold our grad friend is from RUSSIA. I just stood there awkwardly staring at his passport in my Communist t-shirt, and then sort of lamely go "Well, let's take your picture!" DDD:

The best part is that when he was leaving he turns to me and says "I find your t-shirt to be very beautiful." XDDD

In Communist Russia, ID makes you!

As an architecture major this t-shirt makes a lot of sense. In other news, not many people know that "a lot" is two words.

http://www.wigu.com/overcompensating/2006/02/lot.html

As Mirelle well knows I am bad at chopsticks. I wish this tee had been printed before the end of the $10 sale, but what can you do? ... Wait for the next sale, I suppose. D: