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Red Icarus
Red Icarus aka Mando is a 27.51 year old boy, has been a member since August 6, 2006, has scored 817 submissions, giving an average score of 2.14, helping 14 designs get printed.
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Did you know that several styles of buns are available for your Whataburger sandwiches at request?

I didn't... until yesterday.

For one thing, you can order your buns to be toasted! You can specify how toasty you want your bun in gradients ranging from slightly toasted buns, to buns toasted to a crisp.

Not only can you toast your bun, but you also have a choice of bun sizes. There are two sizes available at Whataburger for buns - small, and regular. Small buns are too small for the generic meat patties, giving the burger a visual effect that makes it look like there's too much meat in the burger. With the advent of small buns, you can lay your head in the table, stare at your double meat burger, and with the use of a little bit of imagination, successfully convince yourself that it's the biggest burger you have ever seen.

Critics argue that the choice of ordering small buns for burgers should be dismissed, for small buns have a purely aesthetic advantage. They argue that the negative effects of small buns are far more prevalent and disadvantageous, for the loss of a "couple of inches of bread" presumably decreases the satiety effects of burgers on a large scale. However, most researchers beg to differ, as recent studies have shown that the ordering of small buns on standard Whataburgers has an average increase in levels of hunger satiety of 18.7% [Flowers et al]. These same studies suggest that this curious, yet little understood effect may be due to the psychological attributes big burgers with small buns inherently attain.

Also, you can get wheat buns, but those just plain suck.

ekaj47
ekaj47 on Feb 08 '07 at 5:48pm
i'll have to remember that next time i'm in texas, the only place i go that has whataburgers
Red Icarus
Red Icarus on Feb 08 '07 at 5:50pm
Oh wait... I forgot that Whataburger was a local Texan commodity! Best fast food burgers ever... with the exception of Carl's Jr.
victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Feb 08 '07 at 5:52pm
my cousin lives in texas and talks about whataburger every time i see her.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Feb 08 '07 at 5:53pm
i'd actually prefer a whataburger than carls



we finally got chick-fil-a out here in southern california but they are closed on sundays, odd for a fast food place
Red Icarus
Red Icarus on Feb 08 '07 at 5:56pm
Well, we only have one Carls Jr. here, but it's too far away. I don't really mind, because my heart belongs to Whata-Bees.
Red Icarus
Red Icarus on Feb 08 '07 at 5:57pm
Oh, Chick-fil-A always closes on Sundays, in every state. It's a religious thing, I hear.
victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Feb 08 '07 at 5:57pm
chick-fil-a is way good.

never had carls jr.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on Feb 08 '07 at 5:58pm
You really did do your research
hxcassandra
hxcassandra on Feb 08 '07 at 6:02pm
no fuck.
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Feb 08 '07 at 6:03pm
another classic i have to go to everytime i'm in texas is the sonic burgers



one time i got a meal that came with a giant onion ring, it was the size of a larger donut with thick breading and just a little sliver of onion in it - i think it was a joke cause the kid was laughing when he gave it to me! i was scared to eat it even, that or no regulars ever order the giant onion ring
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Feb 08 '07 at 6:05pm
i always get #1 on a wheat toasted bun.. and their is one not even a block from where i live.. mmmmm



Red Icarus
Red Icarus on Feb 08 '07 at 6:05pm
Oh! There's a Sonic a block away from my parents' house!



Retro to the max.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 08 '07 at 6:15pm
its sucks too, cause when ever i want chik-chik, it's always on sundays





i don't think we have any sonics in Maryland...i have never seen one, but i saw my first checkers the other day in DC!



im having crabcakes with no buns
victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Feb 08 '07 at 6:23pm
there are two sonics in my town

we've also got 2 mcdonalds

1 taco bell

1 burger king

1 captain d's

1 or 2 wendys

and we used to have a dairy queen
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Feb 08 '07 at 6:33pm
whats a captain d's?
victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Feb 08 '07 at 6:34pm
captain d's is like fastfood seafood. it really isn't that bad actually.
victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Feb 08 '07 at 6:34pm
they serve shrip and all that good stuff
ekaj47
ekaj47 on Feb 08 '07 at 6:36pm
so like a long john silver



victimofopportunity
victimofopportunity on Feb 08 '07 at 6:36pm
yeah, basically
107 days later
vancakes
vancakes on May 27 '07 at 3:26pm
you know, you find the weirdest shit on the internet Red. One day, I was trying to find information on the Honey BBQ chicen Strip sandwhich for Whataburger and I end up finding your blog. Wtf red, wtf. I love you. lol Thank you for the whataburger information, I had no idea you can toast buns. This is vane btw.

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