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crisco disco
aka William Knight is a 23.68 year old boy, has been a member since August 6, 2006, has scored 3719 submissions, giving an average score of 2.03.
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This shirt was black before I let Michael Jackson borrow it.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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food things come to those with weight
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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if money was smoke, i'd blow it all on you
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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as predictable as the prefix of a cinematic telephone number
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Deaf people can't talk in the dark.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I'm so hoarse, there's a saddle on my back.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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An apple a day keeps the anchors aweigh
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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One man's ass is another man's pleasure.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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The only thing that comes between me and my horse is a saddle
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Dont count your chickens before the hatchback runs over your eggs
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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preposition H
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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you can't have your baby and eat it too
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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i'd give the feeling in my body from the neck down to be superman
of 82 votes, 21% like it
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King Midas took golden showers.
of 150 votes, 33% like it
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i like my steak as rare as a dentist in england
of 170 votes, 32% like it
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BOWSER: the ultimate cock block
of 166 votes, 25% like it
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I'd give my left arm to play drums for Def Leppard
of 177 votes, 43% like it
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i liked michael jackson better when he was human
of 175 votes, 19% like it
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i cried when mufasa died
of 183 votes, 34% like it
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i pronounce the p in pterodactyl
of 189 votes, 40% like it
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acetaminophen of spades
of 166 votes, 13% like it
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antidisestablishmentarianorgasm
of 165 votes, 18% like it
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i've never seen star wars
of 162 votes, 20% like it
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you should read my underwear. it is written in braille.
of 168 votes, 24% like it
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i can spell arnold schwarzenegger without help from google
of 161 votes, 19% like it
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i'd rather be fisting
of 162 votes, 14% like it
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I'm saving myself for Danny Devito.
of 163 votes, 22% like it
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i'm as straight as winnie cooper's bangs
of 158 votes, 13% like it
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yawning is just as contagious as herpes
of 159 votes, 19% like it
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I'd rather have Fran Drescher yell in my ear.
of 160 votes, 17% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Constipated? Hire a mathematician to work it out with a pencil
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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drain cleaner is the the new coca-cola
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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duck, duck, duck, duck, .....pterodactyl!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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FLAVOR SLAVE
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Food things come to those with weight.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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i like chocolate 3.14159265
of 102 votes, 24% like it
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i only smoke when i'm drunk
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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i'll kill myself if i see another shirt asking to vote for pedro
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I'm like toes and taller it
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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i'm the only person ever that doesn't have a gay uncle
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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id rather drink kidney stones than look at donald trumps combover
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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it's almost better than getting pissed on
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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ive seen you idiots repeatedly post im naked under these clothes
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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ixnay on the enis pay
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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johnny depp sucked as willy wonka
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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just once, i'd like to pee without a fork in the river
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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make like an actor and get with the scene
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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my mom wiped my butt until i was 13
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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NO MORE PIRATE SHIRTS, DUMBASSES
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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nothing wakes a nerd up like a cup of fresh JAVAscript
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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octopus is the new pirate
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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please, just shut up about chuck norris.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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rags : riches :: bags : you
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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rags is to riches as bags is to you
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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ROFL STILTSKIN
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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seriously p diddy, i need my other shirt back.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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shake it like michael j fox
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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submit your dumb pirate and ninja slogans somewhere else
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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the trojan whore
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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this shirt was black before i let michael jackson borrow it
of 182 votes, 48% like it
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touch here to feel the baby kick
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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when i write a check, the bank bounces.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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woman.org/asm
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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you give me multiple organisms
of 100 votes, 16% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/332448/crisco_disco
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i have rotten teeth.
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