Crime doesn't pay if it steals your wallet.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Don't be afraid of lightning. It's just God taking a picture.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Don't like your job? STRIKE a pose!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Even Manson watched Sesame Street and look how he turned out.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Evil genius for hire.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Give me money or I'll start singing.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I am in true 3D HD.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I HATE FAMOUS PEOPLE. But I hope they'll sign my shirt.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I KNOW of KUNG FU
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I usually WEAR COOL SHIRTS.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I'm so lazy I let my shirt do the talking
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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If you look really closely at my shirt, you'll hit your head.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If you're so smart, then how about teaching me a lesson.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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INSOMNIA: a good reason to spend more time on the internet.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Jaywalking is my favourite crime
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Love is overrated. It really is 11 out of 10.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My butler robot does not approve of self service.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Nerds do it better, 'cause they make stuff work.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Only sexy rugged rivers can float my boat.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Only sexy rugged rivers float my boat.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Please stand back. My dance moves are lethal.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Remember those days when we loved nostalgia?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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something tells me you're looking at my chest...
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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The Popper is my name, bubblewrap is my game.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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The secret to success is upgrading the job status on your profile
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt is kinda meh.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Ugh. I don't feel like interacting.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Vegetables: ruining my appetite since childhood.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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WARNING! May turn green when agitated.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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