I'm Asian and I can't hold chopsticks the "correct" way. Go me!

Takaaki, my dear asian friend, lost a chopstick and bean contest during japanese class once and he was pretty much shunned the whole year, because nerdy, fat, white americans got more than him.

Depressing, I tell you.

I guess you don't understand. This is my way of protesting. You really need to be here, experience the joy Snacktivity and I are having. We're trying to think of the dumbest slogans ever. And I guess we're succeeding. But anyway, read the post you commented on again. You'll see why I'm doing this. I'm giving people a legitimate reason to downplay my slogans, so when I give them a good one, they'll think, "well thank god it isnt a seabiscuit slogan".



Sorry it's upsetting you, but I've been screwed far too many times. Plus, it really is funny from our end. I haven't laughed this hard in years.



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I have been, crazy woman! Dig through the Seabiscuit ones on my profile. Look at the bottom 8.



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It really is quite a shame... You have such a pretty picture, but you're so mean to me and my friend.



I guess not even the prettiest face can make an ugly comment somewhat nice.



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