ballzdeep69
ballzdeep69 aka Your mom is 39.68 years old, has been a member since August 4, 2006, has scored 301 submissions, giving an average score of 0.76.
  Feb 27 '07 by ballzdeep69        87 Comments        Watch this
about Anacaona
You have truly out gayed yourself again. A lavender shirt with covered nip, named after a Hatian Queen killed by europeans. Then place it on some pillow bitter with freakishly long arms who looks like a Zack braft guy from the OC combo with Hirsutism. I don't mean to just pick on Razauno(your shirt blows) but all of the shirts this week look like they should be used as cumrags for homeless people. And don't give me any bullshit about how your shirts sell, they are mormons what else are they going to spend their $$$ on? They don't drink and they don't have sex, thats 95% of my paycheck right there. So lets recap, you take shitty designs, then ruin quality shirts by having third world sweat shops screen retard jackson polluck wannabes designs so that teenage asian females(I'm envisioning the deaf/mute from babel who shows her untrimmed bush to anything with a cock, (craig maybe you should looking into moving?)) and emo kids who carry boards instead of riding them have something to spend their parents $$$ on instead of pot. Maybe if you stopped taking trips to Mardi Gras so you can watch Laguna Beach with your 16 year old girlfriends and spent sometime looking for kickass designs( I know they're out there check tshirt hell) I could stop writting these rants and actually get some work done.
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The Crackers
The Crackers on Feb 27 '07 at 8:00pm
lawl
sparkfactory
sparkfactory on Feb 27 '07 at 9:11pm
lol. if you don't like it bb, gtfo.
Odelay
Odelay on Feb 27 '07 at 10:13pm
Who needs to pay for sex when you have a shirt like this?
iPear
iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 10:15pm
I do.

...

pink fingo
pink fingo on Feb 27 '07 at 11:10pm
^^ no worries, im sure ballzdeep would love a freebie for once
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 27 '07 at 11:20pm
i think it'd be fun for every blog made under a fake account, threadless posted who it really is by tracking the IP address or something.

that'd be wacky fun.
Fuzzystrange
Fuzzystrange on Feb 28 '07 at 3:33pm
I LOVE SCRUBS!!!

*runs away laughing*
Ananda
Ananda on Feb 28 '07 at 8:26pm
For what it's worth, ballzdeep, I pretty much agree with you, although in not so violent a way :) People seem to be looking for a new revolutionary to fall in love with *cough* Che Guevara *cough* and don't even take the time to look into what it is that the person did. They just think "Yeah! It's a revolt against the government!!! I'm all for that!" But whatever. More than that, the design is so random...not something Threadless usually does (ps I love you Threadless) so it's kind of a downer that they printed it.
jimpee
jimpee on Mar 01 '07 at 6:47am
You need more work to do if all you do is write barely literate rants on a T-SHIRT SITE.
andylovesthreadless
andylovesthreadless on Mar 02 '07 at 1:47am
worst. person.

ever.
andylovesthreadless
andylovesthreadless on Mar 02 '07 at 1:47am
worst. person.

Ever.
taz-pie
taz-pie on Mar 02 '07 at 1:56am
this blog is great! and brian, that would be AWESOME!
ahahhaaaaaa
welkin
welkin on Mar 02 '07 at 3:45am
i think the model is hot
Legoman
Legoman on Mar 02 '07 at 8:17am
oh my god ballzdeep you gots the best profile PIC !!!
Legoman
Legoman on Mar 02 '07 at 8:17am
oh my god ballzdeep you gots the best profile PIC !!!
chopanier
   chopanier on Mar 02 '07 at 11:30am
"A lavender shirt with covered nip, named after a Hatian Queen killed by europeans."

Anacaona was dominican, not haitian.
I love this shirt, just bought it.
Anti-Smiley
Anti-Smiley on Mar 02 '07 at 5:03pm
why are you blaming threadless? blame the people who voted on the shirt. i don't like it either...porn on a shirt, as if we don't see enough of that everywhere else. the other designs out, aren't great either. your a bit too angsty though...no need to be bashing asians or mormons. if you don't like it, don't buy it, and maybe send in designs of you own. mmk?
tina-tinkle-toes
tina-tinkle-toes on Mar 02 '07 at 11:14pm
oh wow, I was laughing almost the entire time through reading this blog
hahaha ballzdeep- but you have to pay for sex! hahahahaha...

Anti-Smiley basically sums this whole thing up perfectly.
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Mar 02 '07 at 11:17pm
eh?
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Mar 02 '07 at 11:18pm
blame the people who voted on the shirt

This is a select tee. That means nobody voted on it. It was either a guest artist or someone who won 4 times on threadless who were invited to do a special design.
Skipper6745
   Skipper6745 on Mar 02 '07 at 11:18pm
Harper, unveil yourself.
beatadrum
beatadrum on Mar 03 '07 at 1:29pm
ballzdeep--where the hell does jackson pollock fit into this design? rather then spending all your paycheck on sex, take a trip to MOMA and learn a little something about design and art, Then come back and judge people's work by throwing in random names to make yourself sound significant and special. just a suggestion
netteboots
netteboots on Mar 04 '07 at 12:56am
xac braph
2 days later
infinitesimally
infinitesimally on Mar 06 '07 at 2:18am
The blog is pointless, but worth it because the Scrubs quote that followed (^) is hilarious.
lethlie
lethlie on Mar 07 '07 at 12:32am
Gasp. Is it the new thing to comment on worthless blog entries?

I wish to conform.

*Conform*

Yay.
ashiegirl2
ashiegirl2 on Mar 08 '07 at 4:42pm
This blog and I are gonna have a gay marraige, deep in the somewheres of California.
ashiegirl2
ashiegirl2 on Mar 08 '07 at 4:43pm
Crud cakes.
I have spelled marriage wrong.
Manzini
Manzini on Mar 10 '07 at 12:35pm
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Remember, be nice!
Digdag88
Digdag88 on Mar 11 '07 at 8:47pm
SKAFIEND i love that snl sketch. i do that all the time and my friends get mad at me.
8 days later
December13
December13 on Mar 20 '07 at 3:01am
That is a shitload of bashing lol. You could just say the shirt sucks and what you would do to make it look cooler, but no.
cancer
cancer on Mar 20 '07 at 3:23am
Oh my God!
I dont like the shirt. but i like the " gay" lav color...
And i love this blog and i too. will tatoo this on my whole body. but i woudl NOT buy the shirt. but i would buy non-porn ones! and it looks like cum behind her. a big jizz sploosh between her legs... but yeah..
4 days later
Wanderlustrous
Wanderlustrous on Mar 24 '07 at 3:38pm
Zook Briffle?
littlem
littlem on Mar 24 '07 at 3:43pm
poots braff?
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Mar 24 '07 at 3:58pm
this was a funny blog. i laughed many times out loud.
littlem
littlem on Mar 24 '07 at 4:03pm
sploosh is a good word.
66 days later
Caralou
Caralou on May 29 '07 at 8:15pm
shit. i'm buying the damn shirt.
52 days later
CarrouselCrimes
CarrouselCrimes on Jul 21 '07 at 10:06am
well.. atleast he tried being badass.
i mean, even though it didnt really work out for him.

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