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ballzdeep69 aka Your mom is 39.68 years old, has been a member since August 4, 2006, has scored 301 submissions, giving an average score of 0.76.

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Feb 27 '07 by ballzdeep69

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You have truly out gayed yourself again. A lavender shirt with covered nip, named after a Hatian Queen killed by europeans. Then place it on some pillow bitter with freakishly long arms who looks like a Zack braft guy from the OC combo with Hirsutism. I don't mean to just pick on Razauno(your shirt blows) but all of the shirts this week look like they should be used as cumrags for homeless people. And don't give me any bullshit about how your shirts sell, they are mormons what else are they going to spend their $$$ on? They don't drink and they don't have sex, thats 95% of my paycheck right there. So lets recap, you take shitty designs, then ruin quality shirts by having third world sweat shops screen retard jackson polluck wannabes designs so that teenage asian females(I'm envisioning the deaf/mute from babel who shows her untrimmed bush to anything with a cock, (craig maybe you should looking into moving?)) and emo kids who carry boards instead of riding them have something to spend their parents $$$ on instead of pot. Maybe if you stopped taking trips to Mardi Gras so you can watch Laguna Beach with your 16 year old girlfriends and spent sometime looking for kickass designs( I know they're out there check tshirt hell) I could stop writting these rants and actually get some work done.

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iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 11:00am

My mom is actually like in her mid 50s.

BlameTheSuburbs on Feb 27 '07 at 11:01am

fo real.

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:01am

weakest attempt to sitr things up i've ever seen.
you lost me at A.

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:02am

oh, and t shirt hell is one thing, and this is another.

i finally got through that.
thing is, i'm sure you feel you're quite a writer, dontcha?

tesco on Feb 27 '07 at 11:03am

you sound more like a tshirthell.com person

travis76 on Feb 27 '07 at 11:03am

can someone say 'using false account to talk smack'.
entertaining, nonetheless.

tesco on Feb 27 '07 at 11:04am

me and al are synchronised today

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 11:04am

I can't tell: do you like the shirt or not?

tesco on Feb 27 '07 at 11:05am

he likes it, but cant come to terms with it

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:06am

yessir!

travis76 on Feb 27 '07 at 11:06am

why do i have the feeling this is a threadless staffer?
why am i even concerned with this?
(*is not, and leaves)

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:08am

ballzdeep=2.54 inches

wullagaru on Feb 27 '07 at 11:15am

i think it is cause they have posted before and one of teh follow up comments was that it was an inside joke

speedyjvw on Feb 27 '07 at 11:21am

all our shirts are screen printed in the US
no sweat shops

and oh i dunno
i think this looks a tiny bit more like zach braff

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:22am

y'mean, Zach brafft?

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 11:23am

No, he means Zayck Braph

ClayB on Feb 27 '07 at 11:36am

Classic ballsdeep!! Also, i have had the (mis)fortune of meeting Ballsdeep69 and I can reassure you, he definitely does NOT work for threadless. Although, I am sure he wishes he could draw shirts all day rather than becoming, for instance, a male nurse, enlisting in the military, selling crown molding or becoming a florist.

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:43am

oh, since clay says so, i believe.

have you also met Pzak Bropht?

speedyjvw on Feb 27 '07 at 11:45am

zeike bruff

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 11:46am

Xac Braf?

littlem on Feb 27 '07 at 11:46am

theHoch??

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:46am

Sack Brahf

considerarson on Feb 27 '07 at 11:49am

Advertizing that you have to pay for sex maybe isn't the best idea.

ladykat on Feb 27 '07 at 11:49am

"You have truly out gayed yourself again. A lavender shirt with covered nip, named after a Hatian Queen killed by europeans."

"...you take shitty designs, then ruin quality shirts..."

Wait, I'm confused... are lavender shirts "gay" or "quality" in your opinion? Or does "gay" = "quality"? Please clarify.

Thanks!

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 11:52am

Zyac Breff?

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:54am

lady kat, you're meeting this person more than halfway if you're seeking a logical thread amongst this pointless rant

speedyjvw on Feb 27 '07 at 11:55am

zohn borian
jach draff

Torakamikaze on Feb 27 '07 at 11:56am

this is fun!

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 11:56am

speedy just blew my mind

zick briff(south african accented)

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 11:58am

Zachery Braffington the III

exoticrobotic on Feb 27 '07 at 11:59am

zacharia braffalomew

Torakamikaze on Feb 27 '07 at 11:59am

I imagine him as a muppet named Zork Brorf

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 12:00pm

Zachy Braffy

speedyjvw on Feb 27 '07 at 12:02pm

ffarb hcaz

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 12:07pm

Dr. Zackford Braffingstein

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 12:08pm

The Z-B'ster. The ZB Man! Making copies!....

speedyjvw on Feb 27 '07 at 12:12pm

Dr. Cox: Oh and
[Whistles]
Dr. Cox: Lassie, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I have decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name, and instead I am going to refer to you as whatever famous dog I can think of. I have gone with Lassie because of course it satisfies the criteria of being both a girl's and a dog's name, thus helping you to ease into the transition
J.D.: I was just running kissing drills.
Dr. Cox: Oh, that is completely normal then.

beckyboopx on Feb 27 '07 at 2:09pm

i like the shirt, you know.

ballzdeep69 on Feb 27 '07 at 2:44pm

shirtflirt, I am truly saddened by your lost. Looks like a kick ass dog, (Pointer?). I've been there, it sucks.

but 10 post in under 3 hrs? And its more like 3.5 ask your lady. Then tell her to quit paging me.

ballzdeep69 on Feb 27 '07 at 2:46pm

Clay B I do wish I could draw cool shirts like you but I also wish I could lick my own balls so whats your point? By the way how many shirts have you had printed?

goldensara on Feb 27 '07 at 2:48pm

*throws up*

omg Im soooo sorry I threw up in this blog

omg you guys im so sorry, just dont come in here ok?

theres throw up alll over the place

blarhghghkljsdkfkjsdf

ballzdeep69 on Feb 27 '07 at 2:49pm

As for the rest of you please stop making fun of me. I just can't take it please please please stop. Your tiny fists can't hurt me but your words cut so deep. I'll cry myself asleep on my transformer sheets tonite.

ballzdeep69 on Feb 27 '07 at 2:50pm

Lucretia Mott on Feb 27 '07 at 2:51pm

This is such a great blog. I'm going to get it tattooed on my ass.

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 2:56pm

I'm going marry this blog, have sex with it and have lots of blog-babies!!!

octavious on Feb 27 '07 at 3:40pm

^ your blog-babies can then wear the new onesies.. hooray

shirtflirt on Feb 27 '07 at 4:09pm

haha, you have a pager?

what's that i hear???? oh it's 1992, everyone there wants their pager back.

and thank you for the comment re: chaos. he was a doberman pincher(sp?) and he was awesome.

jacob dehart on Feb 27 '07 at 4:27pm

lol

Pandja on Feb 27 '07 at 6:00pm

How eloquent of you, with your vulgar adjectives and assumptions. The fact that you took the time to actually write that entire thing is merit to the site itself. You care enough you comment. Now go buy a shirt and read something with real words in it.