I wanna be a handprint on your heart
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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U laugh cos you think I'm funny. I laugh cos I just farted.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I'll rotate your joystick if you push my buttons.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'll push your buttons if you rotate my joystick.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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i was fingering A minor and broke her G string
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I kinda really want to...
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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thats one HUGE......potato.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I'm dense. If you're into me, kiss me.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I crossed to the other side of the rainbow but never got me gold.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Erm, I was just wondering...What are you doing with my underwear?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Great is alright. But awesome would be great!
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Yes I'm chinese. No I don't know tai chi.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Emo is my favorite emotion.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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B:\My Body\My Heart\Heartbreaks
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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im gonna kung fu your ass
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Chocolate cookies are my best friends
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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i will follow u into the dark n scare the shit-outta-you!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Organized people are just lazy to look for things.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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No farting within a 5 mile radius. Violators will be persecuted.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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