I can see the present
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Someone pass 10 minutes writing this
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I sleep with my eyes open, don't you see?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm dreaming right now, don't wake me up
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I don't trust on people with Mustaches
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I believe in the future, but not here
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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If I place my hands on my face, I am invisible to kids
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I'm pretty sexy, now is not my best day
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I know I can fly
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Only smart people can use this beautiful T-shirt
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I love to hit the bubble wrapper
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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you read this in the past... Just now
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I see goblins, you are not one?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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when I see the moon I think it is a piece of cheese
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm dancing with my other self
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I kill two serials, I'm a serial killer?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I kissed an Icecream and I like it!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This is a costume, I'm more handsome
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm bald but nobody knows
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I fear global warming monster
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I saw a shooting star and forget to make a wish
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Say Yujuu! when you feel sad
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I have a Sunday fever
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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At 14:24:34 I become a monster
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Clean my conscience
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I believe I can dance
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I love being a human bubble wrap
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am a alien, welcome me
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I have problems with the work! I'm workaholic
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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In case of silence
Break the ice!
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I'm dancing in the rain
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If you read this, you have to dance!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm Mr Roboto, Domo arigato
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm god, give me your cookies
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Today is not my better day, Tomorrow I will be more good looking
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Hey! Be careful I can read your mind
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Say three times my name and I will appear
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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