In running through a lot of the wonderfully creative and correctly-spelled slogan submissions (/sarcasm), I came across several slogans like, "There are only two kinds of people in the world: Schizophrenics." I'm not sure how this misconception got started, but I'm going to blame TV. Anyway, Schizophrenics DO NOT have multiple personalities; people with Dissociative Identity Disorder do. So, enough with the tired, incorrect jokes about Schizophrenics? Awesome.

And, for reference:

Schizophrenia: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000928.htm

Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID): http://www.mental-health-matters.com/disorders/dis_details.php?disID=39