(hackneyed tshirt slogan)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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(logo of classic band everyone likes)
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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(some band you've never heard of)
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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8 out of 10 people believe most statistics are made up.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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A baker's dozen is a triskaidekaphobic's nightmare.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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A clever turn of phrase which illustrates my wit and intelligence
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Activism is the new apathy.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Argyle...it's not just for nerds in 80's movies anymore.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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card carrying member of the grammarati
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Caring is the new apathy.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Democracy...brought to you by old white guys since 1776
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Democracy...keeping "the man" in power since 1776
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Dun dun dunhhh
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Excuse me, but are you my doppelganger?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Excuse me, but have you seen my doppelganger?
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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Give me liberty or give me a cheeseburger.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Give me liberty or give me a really big TV.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Give me liberty or give me a really good tv show.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Give me liberty or give me a snarky t-shirt.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Give me liberty or give me five bucks.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Great platitudes make a great president...right?
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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How come you can never find a wacky neighbor when you need one?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I get all my news from the internets.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I put a message in a bottle, and all I got was a five cent refund
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I say potato. You say tomato. You're dumb.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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I voted for Kucinich, and all I got was this lousy tshirt.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I'd rather be mocking
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I'll come down off my high horse when I'm good and ready.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse-unless you really want to
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I'm judging you by your tshirt.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not immature...I'm whimsical.
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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I'm so out...I'm in. Oops, now I'm just out again.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I'm wincing on the inside.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Idle fingers are the devil's monkey bars.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If I can't wear flip-flops, then I won't be going.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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If you like me now, you should see me when I'm all tarted up.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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In the blogosphere, no one can hear you scream.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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It's all fun and games until I punch you in the face.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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It's all fun and games until your favorite show gets cancelled.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel okay I guess.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel so-so.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Just drop the fanny pack and back away slowly.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Just put down the doughnut and back away slowly.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Life is best lived vicariously.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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lit geek seeks same...eyeglasses optional
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Love me...love my Russian nesting doll collection.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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My doppelganger uses big words to sound smart. How pretentious!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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My favorite film is so indie, it hasn't even been made yet.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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My favorite things to make are enemies.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My favorite things to make are friends.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My future's so bright, I gotta close the blinds.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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My future's so bright, I gotta wear sunscreen.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My other t-shirt is clever.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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My tshirt makes your tshirt look like a student film.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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not foreign enough to be adopted by a celebrity
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Nothing comes between me and my threadless tee.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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now available in crystal clear hi def
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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now available in crystal clear hi definition
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Objs in motion tend to stay in motion. Objs @ rest tend to drool.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Of all the tshirts you could buy...this is one.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Of course I want fries with that
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Onomatopoeia is the spice of life...buzz, bang, boom.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Onomatopoeia...catch the buzz.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Onomatopoeia...it's the buzz.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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pasty lit geek seeks same...eyeglasses optional
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Save the bees. Ban cell phones.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Slogan tees are out this season.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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still searching for my doppelganger
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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The blogosphere is not a real place.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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The eighties is the new black.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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The internet--now 1% porn free.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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The war -- brought to you by a vast right wing conspiracy.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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The war--brought to you by the letters G, W & B and the numbe
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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These are not my shoes.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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This is not what I signed up for.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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This shirt is tight so you can see my boobs better.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Timely, as if ripped from today's headlines.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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Today's war--brought to you by the letters G, W & B and the #
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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waiting for the next bandwagon
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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What's so great about the bee's knees anyway?
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Whatever roasts your peanuts
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Whatever steams your broccoli
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Who doesn't love a monkey?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Why does everyone keep looking at my shirt?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Won't you be my wacky neighbor?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Yes, I was a drama major. Now, do you want fries with that?
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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You can have my icecream when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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You can only buy this shirt on the internet.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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You never know how dizzy you are until you stand up.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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You sicken me. No, seriously, you do.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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You're getting sleepy...very sleepy.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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your next future former BFF
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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