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beforesunrise aka lauren epsom has been a member since July 27, 2006, has scored 582 submissions, giving an average score of 2.13.
bad k erni ng
of 40 votes, 13% like it
I like you. Do you like me? Circle one: Yes, No, Maybe.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
beware the ads that march
of 40 votes, 10% like it
it's your parade and I'll rain on it if I want to.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
long live dead languages!
of 50 votes, 30% like it
what's mind? no matter. what's matter? never mind.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
I am here (x)
of 50 votes, 24% like it
bad puns never dye
of 46 votes, 22% like it
just another pretty font face
of 47 votes, 11% like it
don't look at me with that font face
of 46 votes, 17% like it
merry-go-rounds make the world go 'round
of 47 votes, 11% like it
...and pie
of 55 votes, 15% like it
cheaper than the shirt with the picture
of 54 votes, 17% like it
print in cursive
of 54 votes, 24% like it
they'll publish anything these days.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
font of random information
of 54 votes, 11% like it
font of knowledge
of 54 votes, 19% like it
what do you think I am, a walking billboard?
of 43 votes, 21% like it
producing mediocrity for the masses since 1994
of 44 votes, 18% like it
Simon didn't say!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
the monsters have spoken
of 36 votes, 14% like it
recycle words! 8,483,619 quotes can't be wrong!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Clone #3
of 33 votes, 27% like it
get these words off me!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
the best things in life are weird.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
hello, and who are you today?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
disestablish the mentarianists!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
just gimme what's mine and no one gets hurt.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
it's all downhere from hill.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
"in quotations"
of 33 votes, 21% like it
this is not the person you're looking for
of 33 votes, 27% like it
clothesminded
of 33 votes, 18% like it
quote me
of 33 votes, 21% like it
superpowers inside
of 32 votes, 22% like it
tomorrow's vintage today
of 32 votes, 25% like it
you'd have to be there to get this shirt.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
never underestimate the stupidity of other people.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
the voices in my head told me you're crazy.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I eat monsters for breakfast.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
stardust and wormfood
of 32 votes, 13% like it
she told me your secret.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
add a llama for instant funny.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
everything's cuter with a penguin.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
this shirt is see-through when you're not looking.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
none of your Myspace friends even like you.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
haha, made you forget what you were just thinking.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
sorry, but I don't believe in apologizing.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
been there, done that, created the t-shirt website.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
muffins are just boring cupcakes.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
will there be snacks?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I'm sorry you have nothing better to read.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I don't read your blog.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
entropical paradise
of 32 votes, 6% like it
Dork Pride!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
I ate my good twin.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
80% angel, 10% demon. (the rest is hard to explain)
of 32 votes, 13% like it
this looked cooler on Chuck Norris.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I googled you.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
dementors ahead
of 32 votes, 13% like it
if you don't have anything nice to say, put it on a t-shirt.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
this shirt is stolen.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
old is the new new.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
originality is the new cliche.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
and I thought this was profoundly original.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I eat carbs.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
<tag></endtag>
of 32 votes, 9% like it
...nah
of 47 votes, 6% like it
@v@
of 32 votes, 6% like it
a little cheesy, a little corny, but always tasteful.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
abisnthe makes the heart grow fonder
of 26 votes, 31% like it
bomb the blogosphere!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
bomb the free world!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
cakewaffle
of 40 votes, 13% like it
darn it! my sock has a hole.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
death to taxes!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
did you hear what they said about you?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
foam core!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
for the love of all that's holey!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
happiness is an old favorite t-shirt
of 49 votes, 6% like it
happy to be so
of 32 votes, 9% like it
have you seen my twin?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
hello world, welcome to me
of 33 votes, 9% like it
I lost my hubcaps in Paducah.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
iClaudius
of 33 votes, 6% like it
it is what it was, as it were
of 46 votes, 4% like it
it would be more clever if you were wearing it.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
it's not the apocalypse and there won't be snacks.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
less than three <3
of 50 votes, 10% like it
my t-shirt is more self-referential than yours.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
oh look! deja vu!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
OhSoPoMo
of 47 votes, 2% like it
pancake!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
people love crap
of 54 votes, 6% like it
please pass the life motto
of 50 votes, 6% like it
ready, set, slack!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
save a shirt! eat your words!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
save oxygen! stop breathing!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
sesquipedalicious!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
so damn juicy
of 32 votes, 13% like it
support independent rock 'n roll
of 50 votes, 8% like it
the grammar Nazi is in das Haus!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
the I's have always had It
of 46 votes, 9% like it
these are not my pants.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Top Secret Society
of 42 votes, 7% like it
would you trade me this for a tank of gas?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
you and what monkey brigade?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
you could read this, but then I'd have to kill you.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
you got yourself a fishbiscuit!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
z0mg0rz!
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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