Hi, I'm Rebecca.

I'm a writer first and searching for a better job second. Currently I work as an office cleaner for Canada Post, but really, I'm only doing that to get some hot postal courier ass.

Despite all the free time, I'm merely using my shameful experiences for tangible written inspiration, because I haven't been doing that all too much. (Thanks, Tim.)

Personally, I'm more introverted and shy than outrageous. I'm more comfortable naked than I am with clothes, I use proper grammar even in text messages, and I love satire more than my cat.