The computer beat me at chess. I switched to kickboxing.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Computer beat you at chess? Try kickboxing.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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+15 Awesomeness
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Of course I live in the past. It's cheaper there.
of 22 votes, 50% like it
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I elected politicians I can't afford. Where's my bailout?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Temporarily out of my mind. Please leave a message.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Out of my mind. Back in ten minutes.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Why think? Government will tell me what to do.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I talk to strangers... 'cause they can't be any stranger than me.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Think! (It's not illegal yet!)
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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The Government Thinks You're An Idiot. Stop Proving Them Right!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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1. Ignore History. / 2. Repeat.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Some people are like school in the summer time: No Class.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Sometimes, I feel like a pencil with a broken tip. Pointless.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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The Future: Ready or Not, Here It Comes.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Support Schizophrenia: The More the Merrier
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Eschew Obfuscation / Espouse Elucidation
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Weapons of Math Instruction +-x÷
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Pointless.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Deadlines amuse me.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Runs with Hacksaw
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Parents For Sale. Buy One, Get One Free!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Runs With Machete
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Keep smiling. The boss loves idiots.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Oh, feces!
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Insanity is Hereditary. You get it from your kids.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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L3tt3rs
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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The voices don't like you.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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LIFE: A condition that is sexually transmitted, and 100% fatal.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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Pot. Kettle. Black.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I'm hiding from my imaginary friends.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I only do what the voices tell me to.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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i kant spel.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Geek and you shall find.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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WORK: The ultimate four-letter word.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I'm surrounded by idiots.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Insufficient Memory
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I got it all together. But I forgot where I put it.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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The lab called. Your brain is ready.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I make stuff up.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Doubleplus Ungood
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Think. Am.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Uh huh. Sure. Just keep saying that.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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of 48 votes, 21% like it
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