there are no dragons in fantasy football
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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If you can read this, I'm doing a handstand (printed upside down)
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I'm your worst nightmare's worst nightmare
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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do what you can and can what you doo
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Today is the last day before tomorrow
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Memories are a thing of the past
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Don't pirate music, go for treasure instead.
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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Guns don't kill people, ideas kill people.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Just wait until my alter ego finds out!
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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If you can see me then it's already too late
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Sarcasm? Oh, I never use that!
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I'm young for my age
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I provide my own entertainment
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Never underestimate the power of 3,000 volts
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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You keep talking but I just hear words.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Don't touch, I bite
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Shut yer timehole!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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If a tree falls on a clown in a forest, does anybody care?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I rock, you rock, we rock
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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You didn't say the magic words
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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They're going to beam me up any second now...
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Brain surgeons are after me!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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My computer can beat up your computer
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Let's pretend that you owe me a lot of money. (Now pay up!)
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Why wait? Procrastinate NOW!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I survived the public education system (barely)
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Aren't you glad that you read this shirt?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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