Its all fun and games until someone finds the eye
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Its a nice day for a brown bar mitzvah
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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sticks and stones may break my bones but oh god is that a gun?!
of 22 votes, 59% like it
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Giants love chocolate
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Why are you so paranoid?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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SUPERMAN'S UNDERSTUDY
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Hey everybody take a look at me, i've got streed credibility.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Save a cow! Eat a Zebra.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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I speak through the medium of DANCE
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but Uzis get the job done.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I was a one-hour magician
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Esc Reality.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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<<Good cop>>
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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This is the solution to bare chests
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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My name is Jeeves
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I shot the deputee.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Cooler than a polar bear drinking ice tea. In a freezer.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I'm having an adventure
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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This is a passing thought
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Fill me with slogan!
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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HISTORY = A-OK!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I'M A CELEBRITY
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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My posse are on holiday
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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T-shirts in TECHNICOLOR
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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I AM THE BUSINESS
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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I lost my sandwich board : (
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Blindness is like being deaf, but for the eyes
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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I AM A CELEBRITY
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Business at the front, party at the back.
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Crying out for discothek
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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I went out to buy a t shirt, and all I got was this lousy t shirt
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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The solution for bare chests.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Old people: You can't beat 'em. Pity.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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I left my Uncle at the zoo.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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The devil makes work for idle bums
of 58 votes, 2% like it
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Kiss me quick! Then take off your clothes.
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I love God, God loves Tequila
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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I AM FROM SPACE
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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adultery is the new black
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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This t-shirt is made from recycled t-shirts
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I'm wearing your clothes
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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THINK FAST (act later)
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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WILL EAT FOOD FOR FOOD
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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I soak my onions in vinegar and tears
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Friday is feelings day
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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