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shibby558899 aka hooker breath is a 22.57 year old boy, has been a member since July 18, 2006, has scored 1256 submissions, giving an average score of 3.02.
  Aug 10 '09 by shibby558899        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
when they aren't dreaming of this video.

This was made for sheer entertainment purposes. Please don't get upset by this. I've already had one of my sensitive friends bitch at me.



bcrider
bcrider on Aug 10 '09 at 1:19pm
Stupid work! I can't view it! :(
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Aug 10 '09 at 1:34pm
I saw this on your Facebook. It was insightful.
pilihp
   pilihp on Aug 10 '09 at 1:36pm
did your voice get deeper?
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Aug 10 '09 at 1:37pm
I haven't seen Twilight. But now, I think I want to.

Oh noes!

:^O
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Aug 10 '09 at 1:43pm
Phil, no. What you're hearing is the gallons of steroids I inject into myself daily.

Ryan, DON"T DO IT! That means this video is doing the opposite. Well, I should have figured that was going to happen. In reality this is actually stirring up more publicity for it. FUCK!
Uncle_Max
Uncle_Max on Aug 10 '09 at 1:55pm
I unfortunately saw Twilight at a movie marathon my friends were having, because one of the people who picked a movie was apparently an asshole. Now I'm not going to say it's the worst movie I've ever seen, but it was definitely really bad. Like... bad enough that even a room full of people mocking it wasn't enough for me to enjoy myself watching it.

It's just bad. Don't waste your time, it's not the funny kind of bad, just the "I'll never get those hours back" kind.
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Aug 10 '09 at 3:03pm
At least you had people there to make fun of it with you. My girlfriend begged me to take her to see it so I had to spend $20 bucks on Twilight.
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Aug 10 '09 at 3:11pm
Hahahahaha, I heart you, Vienna.
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Aug 11 '09 at 7:57pm
No, you heart the essence of Vienna.
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