Threadless

shibby558899
shibby558899 aka hooker breath is a 25.06 year old boy, has been a member since July 18, 2006, has scored 1,256 submissions, giving an average score of 3.02, helping 77 designs get printed.
Anyone in college nowadays knows weekends start on Thursday so that's when this starts. Last thursday, I went to a rush event for the Phi Delta Theta fraternity, just going for fun. Not expecting anything of it because I wasn't planning on actually joining a fraternity ever. It was a free bowling night at the local bowling alley, then after one game, everybody from Phi Delta Theta and the rushes went over to this house for a party. I ended up having a great time.

I then decided to continue rushing because everyone in the fraternity was really cool and I've probably never met so many girls in one night before. So all weekend I went to rush events and hung out with all the brothers.

Sunday, after the brunch with the guys, I got a call from guy who is in charge of the rush stuff asking if him and a couple guys could come over to talk to me about the fraternity. I get a knock on the door about a half hour later. The entire fraternity was outside my door. They said that they really liked me and that they wanted to give me an early bid into the fraternity. It was pretty amazing.

Before you all talk about how shitty frats are, this one is completely different and I'm not just saying that because I'm trying to get in. I thought this even before I had any intention of getting into a fraternity.

To top it all off, I checked my mailbox and there was a package from none other than Pilihp. He sent me a set of those pins that everyone is talking about as well as one of his biznass cards. The pins and the card are pretty fucking amazing. Thank you so much Phil. I'm gay for Phil.



This blog is boring and was basically used as a segue to thank the God-like Phil for the pins.

Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Sep 09 '08 at 11:58pm
Nice. I don't really have anything against frats except when they hand me their flyers.



And Phil makes panda dogs come out of my anus.
KaylaFOZB
KaylaFOZB on Sep 09 '08 at 11:58pm
Nah, I don't judge, I knew some really nice frat boys.
ir0cko
   ir0cko on Sep 10 '08 at 12:01am
phil stimulates my vagus nerve
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Sep 10 '08 at 2:14pm
Philip: My male enhancement drug
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Sep 10 '08 at 2:15pm
no, frats are all the same. but good luck.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Sep 10 '08 at 2:18pm
PILIHP IS MY ANTI-DRUG
lordog
lordog on Sep 10 '08 at 2:23pm
i'm not a fan of having to pay to join a glorified clique, but to each his own! have fun! :)
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Sep 10 '08 at 2:25pm
that chick that the frat gave you is pretty hote!
You must be logged in to leave a comment.

My gallery photos


All about me

I'm actually 19 years old. Don't mind what the age above and to the left says. I'm a kick ass art appreciator with no artistic ability whatsoever. I enjoy long walks on the beach, stabbing people in jaws, OJ (the juice. not Simpson(although he was good in the Naked Gun)) steak, movies, and I love it when there are snakes on a plane.



People I owe STP's:
+RadioStaticStar (For Haya since she doesn't want the STP's)
+FRICKINAWESOME

People I've STP'd:
+laborpsus (thanks for the bio help)
+gibson9 (returning the favor)
+drmtama2 (Thanks for the shirts)
+The Czar (Thanks for the free shirt)
+kirstenlovesdinner (thanks for the etsy help)
+martiandrivein (thanks for the poetry help)
+angelito (thanks for the Pandamonium postcard)
+drmtama2 (Winner of my first STP contest)
+sjgrovo (returning the favor)
+Rambunkcious (being 2 legit 2 quit)
+Marblecargirl (oh, you know why ;) )
+Bramish

Shirts I own so far:
+In Case of Zombies... (Men's L)
+Haikus are easy, but... (Men's L)
+Made of Money (Men's L)
+I like trees too (Men's L)
+My Little Pony (Men's M)
+Ask Me How I Became A Pirate (Men's M)
+I Heart Threadless (Men's L)
+Calling Home (Men's L)
+Rock Out With Your Cock Out (Men's L)
+Nothing Rhymes With Orange (Men's M)
+Facial Hair Club For Men (Men's L)
+Communist Party (Men's M)
+Goldilocks and The Three Bears (Men's L) (Many thanks to The Czar).
+Funkalicious (Men's L)
+HI (Men's L)
+Rayguns (Men's M)
+Timmy Wished For Ray Gun Eyes (Men's M)
+The Optical Illusion Kid (Men's L)
+Wrath of the Sofa (Men's L)
+Afternoon Delight (Men's L)
+MP(3) (Men's L)
+Doin My Best (Men's L)
+El Conductor (Men's L)
+Pure Imagination (Men's L)
+Satan's Little Helper (Men's L)
+Et Cetera (Men's L)
+You Sank My Battleship (Men's L)
+Spoilt (Men's L)
+Mic Chuck. One. Two. (Men's L)
+Decay (Men's L)
+Diodes Are a Girl's Best Friend (Men's L)
+CatOnASkateboard (Men's L)
+Cut Loose (Men's L) (Many thanks to Mallory)
+Hadrian (Men's L)
+No-Arms McSneakers (Men's L)
+Good Luck (Men's L)
+King of Clubs (Men's L)

thanks bafocomics