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shibby558899 aka hooker breath is a 25.06 year old boy, has been a member since July 18, 2006, has scored 1,256 submissions, giving an average score of 3.02, helping 77 designs get printed.

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Aug 18 '08 by shibby558899
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Let's get Jebbie's ass to America fund

I've already pitched in a dollar, now do your part. Seriously, wouldn't you want to meet one of the greatest people to grace these blogs? I know Mr. Festa would. You wouldn't want to go against him, would you?

Grand total so far:

Now get going. Sell your brother, your sister, your kidney, your Aunt Sally, your toothbrush, your uvula...WHO CARES as long as you send the money to the get Jebbie's ass to america fund.

Pathan Nagel on Aug 18 '08 at 1:56am

here you go

radiostaticstar on Aug 18 '08 at 2:01am

kayceislost on Aug 18 '08 at 2:06am

well okay,

but only if it's her ass that is coming to america, and not the rest of her.

iDanSimpson on Aug 18 '08 at 2:07am

i'd let jebbie make out with me if she came to the US

kayceislost on Aug 18 '08 at 2:12am

i said hi to dan once.

*sniffs*

if only to be jebbie right now.

Jellyes on Aug 18 '08 at 2:16am

I love everything about australia

including their rainbow money

pilihp on Aug 18 '08 at 2:26am

hello craig. i'm posting in your blog.

shibby558899 on Aug 18 '08 at 2:27am

hello phil. i'm posting your face in my blog

Andreas Mohacsy on Aug 18 '08 at 2:31am

i'll chip in just to get rid of her!!!

who knows what a Jebiless Australia could achieve?

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 18 '08 at 2:37am

Jebbie leaving Australia is good for global warming there as well, cause if she came over to the States for a while her continent would get .00000001 percent less hot.

phones on Aug 18 '08 at 3:04am

are you going to ship the cheeks in 2 separate boxes to avoid customs taxes?

squatterjohn on Aug 18 '08 at 3:52am

I'd rather she stayed here.

squatterjohn on Aug 18 '08 at 4:07am

Making bloggers jealous of me for having you here is all I have. Without you I'm nothing.

squatterjohn on Aug 18 '08 at 4:19am

I'm so tired of you calling me a liar. Go to America. See if I care.

SnakeMan on Aug 18 '08 at 4:26am

i would ___ jebbie if she came here.

SnakeMan on Aug 18 '08 at 4:30am

it's ok to smack their ass.

smack.

d3d on Aug 18 '08 at 4:33am

i'll chip in if you promise to keep her

squatterjohn on Aug 18 '08 at 4:37am

I didn't offer to pay.

maddingo on Aug 18 '08 at 4:39am

d3d on Aug 18 '08 at 4:33am

i'll chip in if you promise to keep her

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

radiostaticstar on Aug 18 '08 at 4:40am

keep in mind our dollar is a bit weak...

Simon Cowell on Aug 18 '08 at 4:43am

I am not sure who Jebbie is or why she needs to get to America, but if she can sing I am willing to write a personal check to send her here. Auditions are continuing through the fall and we haven't found much talent yet. Another reason I am willing to just write a check is because I am bloody wealthy.

fatheed on Aug 18 '08 at 4:43am

I will put $25GC towards this noble cause

ivejustquitsmoking on Aug 18 '08 at 4:47am

write a check for a grand threadless reunion for everybody mr cowell. those who can't sing will definitely make you laugh anyway ..

Daniel San on Aug 18 '08 at 7:50am

Pfft thanks alot guys.

Steve The Great on Aug 18 '08 at 8:12am

i'll donate a buck!

Mike4507 on Aug 18 '08 at 9:39am

So we're only trying to bring her ass to the states?

I'm sure her ass is great and all, but I'd like to see the rest of her too.

shibby558899 on Aug 18 '08 at 2:19pm

Simon, she sang a personalized song for me last night. It was AMAZING!!!!!

maddingo on Aug 19 '08 at 2:09am

do all Australians eventually come to America or what?? cause I swear to god I'm about tripping over Aussies and New Zealanders around my house everyday.

maddingo on Aug 19 '08 at 2:12am

no no thank you.

maddingo on Aug 19 '08 at 2:13am

also ??? did I say i minded all you kangaroo humping bastards??

I just said there seems to be an assload of your countrymen around here.

maddingo on Aug 19 '08 at 2:16am

ah.. well then ... work... yeah best to avoid it where possible.

it does seem y'all like to get about from what I've seen.

mullmuggins on Aug 19 '08 at 2:43am

I thought they were all in London...

12 days later

tobasco on Aug 31 '08 at 3:21am

I don't have any money for Jebbie

radiostaticstar on Aug 31 '08 at 5:55am

i pitched in a susan b. anthony,

she's worth a dollar as well, just cuter...

38 days later

Mike4507 on Oct 08 '08 at 7:57am

I'm going to start using "quid" when talking about money from now on.

squatterjohn on Oct 08 '08 at 8:18am

I have a couple of hundred Slovenian Tolars somewhere.

noodlezoop on Oct 08 '08 at 8:21am

I think I have some lira in a scrapbook somewhere if that will help?

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