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sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet aka hanna(bear) is a 25.91 year old girl, has been a member since July 17, 2006, has scored 3,344 submissions, giving an average score of 2.32, helping 62 designs get printed.
hm, so.
this boy texted me something strange. it said:

"you know, sometimes you make me feel like biting into a giant marshmellow right before the hot cocoa burns my tongue."

what the hell is that?!

WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 14 '10 at 4:25pm
Foreplay.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 14 '10 at 4:27pm
rearplay.
Einsteinic-Rocket
Einsteinic-Rocket on Oct 14 '10 at 4:27pm
Sounds sexy!
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Oct 14 '10 at 4:35pm
aw, you guys are no help.
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Oct 14 '10 at 4:37pm
whatever it is, it's probably good. unless he's urkel
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 14 '10 at 4:38pm
This sounds like the type of enigmatic thing I'd say.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 14 '10 at 4:39pm
Also, people misspelling marshmallow is kind of annoying.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 14 '10 at 4:41pm
STOP SHARING MY TEXT MESSAGES
Kerrn
Kerrn on Oct 14 '10 at 4:43pm
you are a forbidden temptress! but it hurts soooo gewd

or perhaps just that he has issues with self control and is very impulsive.

-k.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Oct 14 '10 at 4:44pm
You are the moment of sweet goodness before the harsh burn of reality kicks in.
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Oct 14 '10 at 4:45pm
man Brian, if it were you there would be the words "gluten free" in there somewhere.
outline
   outline on Oct 14 '10 at 4:46pm
"you know, sometimes you make me feel like biting into a giant gluten free marshmellow right before the hot cocoa burns my tongue. Battlestar Galactica."
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 14 '10 at 4:47pm
You got that text, too, Liz?
Kerrn
Kerrn on Oct 14 '10 at 4:47pm
outline on Oct 14 '10 at 4:46pm
"you know, sometimes you make me feel like biting into a giant gluten free marshmellow right before the hot cocoa burns my tongue. Battlestar Galactica."


lolololol

-k.
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Oct 14 '10 at 4:48pm
"you know, sometimes you make me feel like biting into a giant gluten free marshmellow right before the hot cocoa burns my tongue while biking. Battlestar Galactica."
outline
   outline on Oct 14 '10 at 4:48pm
repeatedly. and once as a voicemail, with heavy breathing and the sound of buffy on the tv in the background.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 14 '10 at 4:50pm
You left out baseball, Hanna!
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Oct 14 '10 at 4:50pm
bahaha guys, i like this game. i think we should put up texts and Brianize them from now on.
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Oct 14 '10 at 4:54pm
"you know, sometimes you make me feel like biting into a giant gluten free marshmellow right before the hot cocoa burns my tongue while biking around Citizens Bank Park wile the Phillies are playing Battlestar Galactica."
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Oct 14 '10 at 4:55pm
he mistyped "while" because something interesting just happened on buffy.
outline
   outline on Oct 14 '10 at 4:56pm
original text:
"hi whats up"

brianized text:
"A colloquial greeting is extended to you, my good lady. Would you care for a scrumptious gluten-free muffin? I made them while watching the discovery channel and hacking into threadless' secret html"
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 14 '10 at 4:57pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
CharlesFesta
CharlesFesta on Oct 14 '10 at 4:57pm
damn gurl this doood is squeezin pimp sauce
CharlesFesta
CharlesFesta on Oct 14 '10 at 4:58pm
for the record: I don't know what that means
outline
   outline on Oct 14 '10 at 4:59pm
i dunno charlie, it sounds like something he should see the doctor about
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Oct 14 '10 at 5:01pm
bahaha i love this blog. and you guys. ♡
Kerrn
Kerrn on Oct 14 '10 at 5:20pm
you dont know what the text he sent her means or what squeezin pimp sauce means?

-k.
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Oct 14 '10 at 5:22pm
I wouldn't trust him till he can say it to your face.
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Oct 14 '10 at 5:22pm
Don't take my advice. I've been an old maid for several years.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Oct 14 '10 at 7:02pm
Original text:
"Hey I'm going to the movies, you wanna come with?"

Brianized text:
"Hotel Rwanda."
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Oct 14 '10 at 7:03pm
"OlliRudi on Oct 14 '10 at 4:37pm
whatever it is, it's probably good. unless he's urkel "

+1
myteemo
   myteemo on Oct 14 '10 at 7:08pm
dang hanna, you temptress you!
ninety-nine
ninety-nine on Oct 14 '10 at 7:14pm
He thinks you are yummy sweet and too hot to handle.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 14 '10 at 9:07pm
haha what the hell! i love how this blog turned into a What Would Brian Say blog.

also, i would've spelled marshmallow correctly to begin with. pshh.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 14 '10 at 9:07pm
stay puft
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 14 '10 at 9:10pm
hot.
outline
   outline on Oct 14 '10 at 9:10pm
mershmullow
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 14 '10 at 9:11pm
this whole blog is hot.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 14 '10 at 9:18pm
and I killed it, of course.
outline
   outline on Oct 14 '10 at 9:20pm
this whole blog is sexy and gluten free!
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 14 '10 at 9:24pm
Just like Brian!
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 14 '10 at 9:25pm
hey did you guys know there is actually a plant called the marsh mallow?



there are other kinds of mallow too.

Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 14 '10 at 9:26pm
Family Malvaceae
outline
   outline on Oct 14 '10 at 9:26pm
i like the look of your mallow
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 14 '10 at 9:27pm
Oh sam, I wish I was gay and then I'd be able to flirt with you.
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kevinwells on Sep 26 '07 at 8:25pm
she is indeed magic

and also part bunny

so she just pulls herself out of the hat