If you can read this you are standing too close
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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You just wasted 6 seconds of your life reading this sentence.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Slogan tees are dumb
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I declare myself as King.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Ancay ouyay eakspay Igpay Atinlay?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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WWCND? (What would Chuck Norris do?)
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Help! I'm being held prisoner in a t-shirt factory!
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Sentence this not meaning have a does.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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I claim this general vacinity as my kingdom.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Get off my island!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Slogan tees are so 2004.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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My eyes are up there....
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Please return to your full, upright position.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Cowboy Up
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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You cant spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'
of 53 votes, 32% like it
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Swim.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Fish.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Swedish fish for life!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Eat fish.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Is it me, or is this shirt red?
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Is that your final answer ?
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Why are there words on my tshirt?
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Don't drink and climb fences
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Give me all the money in the register!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I have been shoplifting.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Snowboarders go too fast.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Skiers go too slow.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Hungry like a fat kid with the munchies.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Staff.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I'm in the band.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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The next big thing.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Who needs a collar on their shirt anyways.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I am naked under these clothes...
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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How would you let the phone company know your phone isnt working?
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I can dance without arrows.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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How do you feel about Bush?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a samurai.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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A penny saved means you need 99 more for a cheeseburger.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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WWFSMD?
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Recycle. Because paper doesn't grow on trees.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours first.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Since when did pickup lines ever work?
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket?
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not vegan. I'm a carnivore.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Carnivore.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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You can see some real happy people at Happy Hour.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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I bleed if you shoot me.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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You can call them elves but its still slavery.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Bambi - the other white meat.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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The penguins are making me crazy.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Skydiving: other sports only need one ball.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Sweetness!!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Skydiving without a parachute.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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rofl my waffle
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Did I say you could read my shirt? (That'll be 25 cents please.)
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Words are worth 1/1000th of a picture.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
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Original flavor.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Dubya Tea Eff?
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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It took me forever to get this shirt on.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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I was a dinosaur in a past life.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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It's okay to yell "movies!" in the fire station.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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I started my own Fight Club, but I can't tell anybody about it.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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These are not the droids you're looking for.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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If a tree falls in a forest, do you really care?
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Yeah, I can backflip. But only when nobody is watching.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Master air-guitar player.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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First is the worst, second is the best.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Tag! Youre it!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I think I'm lost...
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Mario wasn't a real plumber.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I was a dinosaur in my last life.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Bush's last day: 01.20.09
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Don't let life's income determine life's outcome.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Operation Iraq Liberation (O.I.L.)
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Jesus was a ninja.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Certified professional.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a doctor (I just dont have a degree)
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Don't yell "movies!" in a fire station.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I couldn't find a shirt with a witty slogan so I got this instead
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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The more you talk the less I listen.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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My necromancer could kick your necromancer's ass.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Dreaming in 8-bit.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Nobody wins at leap frog with unicorns.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Time is money, talk is cheap.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - The fear of long words.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Sox and Yankees fans agree: Kansas City sucks.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Imagination can be a scary thing.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Look at me, I'm British, I spell 'colour' with a U.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Mi casa no es su casa.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Uh'course I know my alphamabet!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Check for rocks before you Slip-n-Slide!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Smarter than your average dumbass.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Are those space pants you're wearing?
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I swear I dont have attention defecit disooohh look at the kitty!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Dont drink and derive.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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At least pretend you're really reading this.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I battle-rapped Chaucer in 1388.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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You're clearly not looking at this just to read these words...
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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These words draw attention to my chest.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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This shirt has hypnotical powers: just keep staring.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Without delinquent citizens, our police would be out of business.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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How did the Swiss army ever fight with those knives?
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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If I were you, I would be looking at my t-shirt.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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This t-shirt is see-through when you aren't looking.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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iPoop.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I scream you scream we all scream for insanely huge mutant beasts
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Cooking pots make excellent hats.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I (always) either forget to wear this shirt or my underwear.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Friends won't buy you money.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Left hand red. Right hand green.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Official Twister board arrow spinner person.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Rock your socks off.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Official president of wherever the hell it is I am.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Pirates > ninjas.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Ninjas > pirates.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Me > you
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I <3 carbs.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I took today off. I'm obviously very sick.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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TGIWPT (Thank God I Work Part Time)
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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No matter how hard you stare, this isnt coming off.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I'm sorry, do I look like I work here?
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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There's a crime being committed and I must go fight for justice!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Warning: Your body isn't a flotation device.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Don't ask me, I probably don't know.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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The cops wouldn't accept my get-out-of-jail-free card.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I bleed if u shoot me in the chest plate.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Certified Lifeguard. (No, just kidding.)
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I think I owe your mom money.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'll do the drinking, you do the driving.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Oh yeah, I just LOVE sarcasm!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Go drown a fish.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Cats don't give good piggyback rides.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I took the red pill.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Higher than Marley.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Free high fives!
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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My fist would like to make an appointment with your face.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Do these letters make my words look big?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Everyone behind me is following me to my party.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I forgot to wash my other shirts.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Brown is the new blue.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Keep reading my tshirt and I'll keep following you.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt gives me superhuman powers.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Free hugs, today only.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Hey, high five!
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Instant party shirt: just add water.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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iGeneration
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Ohio is for emo boys.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt is closed captioned.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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youre just jealous cuz my tshirt is awesome
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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yuo mgiht eb lysdexic
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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think before you say something stupid
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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don't tell my boss im really not sick today
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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slogan tees are for losers
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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you look like i need another beer
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Psst! I'm naked under these clothes!
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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