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Mr. Pistachio Nut
aka Ryan is a 21.56 year old boy, has been a member since July 16, 2006, has scored 2,559 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79, helping 76 designs get printed.
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Do you know the muffin man? No seriously do you? I love muffins.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Why can't life give me a fruit besides a lemon?
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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Complementary colors are not my forte. (orange font on green tee)
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Why can't life give you a fruit besides a lemon?
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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In a perfect world rainbows would really rain candy.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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The key to success is to call a locksmith.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Binary code is just a way to avoid learning the alphabet.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The North Star doesn't lead home, it leads to a very icy death.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Cotton candy is just fluffy and sugary sin.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Reaching for the stars often ends in severely burnt hands.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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The answer to the energy crisis: extracting electric eels.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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The evolution of stuff: original, trendy, so common it's blah.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Wait, so there isn't talking sea critters who live in fruit?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Being athletic only means sweating oddly colored water.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Sucking the energy out of electric eels is the solution.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Organic: Agriculture's greatest and most expensive scam.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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My extensive vocabulary includes words that I can't remember now.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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Made with love in every stitch, and blood, sweat and toil.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My shirt glows in the dark! (then in glow ink) Told you!
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Sorry I'm late, I used a small spoon to eat my cereal today.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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If you stare at me long enough, you will get a deadly eye virus.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Domo Arigato, Make Me a Taco.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I never forget a face, but for you I'll make an exception.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Cup of Noodles are a College Student's Best Friend
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Domo Arigato For Making Me A Taco.
of 129 votes, 33% like it
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Without U I'm Stpid.
of 141 votes, 31% like it
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Death: Like Life, Only Longer. A Lot Longer.
of 160 votes, 45% like it
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Sorry I'm Late. I Used A Small Spoon to Eat My Cereal.
of 177 votes, 54% like it
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Limes Are Envious Lemons
of 130 votes, 22% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
30 minute meals didn't work for me.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Cemetary Tag: Where Safe is on top of Grandma.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Cup Of Noodles Are A College Guy's Best Friend.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Do I really need to know how to spell "Fergalicious?"
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Fergie: The Most Famous Spelling Teacher
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Flippin' Radical!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I Chase Tumbleweeds.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Disco In The Moonlight.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I got Auf'd!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I Hate Words On My Shirts.
of 103 votes, 18% like it
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I Hope I Never Get the Sanjaya Syndrome!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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I Know How To Make Toast!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I Lost My Goldfish.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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I lost my hat on the beach, so I put a jellyfish on my head.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I Robbed The 99¢ Store.
of 126 votes, 17% like it
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I sat on a screaming jellyfish.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I was voted, "Most likely to wear a tee shirt."
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Deathly Allergic to Death.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Gonna Have A Bad Day If I Hear That Song Again.
of 133 votes, 27% like it
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I'm not a fan of branding; purchase this t now at threadless.com!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Invisible tea tastes best at my imaginary friend's party.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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iPood: The Canadian Knock-off of the iPod.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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It\'s true, I\'m big in Japan.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Lefties are always right.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Love is Blind. Hate is Deaf.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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My Sister Is The Cookie Monster.
of 76 votes, 17% like it
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Oompa Loompas use marshmallows for pillows.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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People say I talk too much. So they tone me out...blahblahblah.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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PETA: Animal activists and an abnormally large guy on television.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Professional Jellyfish Wrestler
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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schitznel my weiner.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Subtlety is my forte (on da bak of t w big arrow on frnt w LOOK!)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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This Shirt Was On Project Runway.
of 126 votes, 21% like it
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This tee made Heidi Klum say "Auf Weidersen."
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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This tee made Tim say Make it Work and Heidi say Auf Weidersen.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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To My Owner, "Wash Me!" Love, Tee Shirt.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Warning: Never eat from fruit from talking serpents.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Who needs a calculator when your Asian.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Yes, there is a great body under this
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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You have more Chins than a Chinese Phonebook.
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Your Mom just called. She wants you to give her a sponge bath.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/322658/Mr_Pistachio_Nut
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All about me
i go to UC Berkeley! 1st year media studies major with a minor in public policy or environmental design!
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