I sold my TV for a PS3
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I was made in china
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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6/5 people are bad with fractions
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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People at the movies are huge
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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ah bib mah touhhh
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Jesus loves me the most
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Tank Good I hav gud loocs
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I'm Jesus' favorite
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Your nipples look like milkduds
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Damn Humans
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Those darn japanians
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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My mirror makes faces at me
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Girls don't pee
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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My ears are warm
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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If you want breakfeast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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If it fits, it works
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I sense sarcasm in your tone of text
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Steve Irwin is still my hero
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I've recently bought some property on the moon.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Offer me candy and ill go anywhere.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Poke me, i laugh funny.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I've given a monkey the hiemlich.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Oxygen is so over-rated.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I love awkward moments.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I'm a professional ferret racer.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I gave my pet monkey a sword.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I'm having surgery done to become a robot.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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When I grow up, I want to live on Jupiter.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I find fast food rather disgusting, but I still eat it.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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A dog bit me the other day, it was quite a pleasant experience.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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In the future, Earth will be a thing of the past.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I killed someone in this shirt.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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All twins have ESP, they just keep it a secret.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I love it when i get sand in my bathing suit.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Dont touch me.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I'm going to be wearing this shirt when I save the world.
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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I've recently been attacked by a wild cougar.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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The government knows what im doing at this very moment.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Univeral remotes dont really control the universe.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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I keep wild deer in my shed.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I am tired of hearing the word EMO.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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When im old, im going to have a rocking chair that hovers.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Is there a scary man standing behind me?
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I have penguins in my fridge and i feed them ice cream.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Nothing funny on this shirt, continue on your mindless journey.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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