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The_Calamity_of_Humanity
The_Calamity_of_Humanity aka Crayton is a 23.53 year old boy, has been a member since July 13, 2006, has scored 7926 submissions, giving an average score of 2.55.
AIM: adamhotchkiss2k2
Regular days like this I usually go to the grave yard and cry.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I'm so good it will make you wanna slap yo mamma.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Check yo fresh before you come around me.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
I'm goodalicous
of 20 votes, 5% like it
You wouldn't know a good shirt if it slapped you in the face.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
X-MAS: Buried treasure that Santa Claus hid when he was a pirate.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Jump off your roof, I believe you can fly
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Poor people can't spare change you bum
of 23 votes, 17% like it
I sold your mom on e-bay.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
If I die tonight, you can have my underwear ;)
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Average is over rated and below average is under rated.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
BELIEVE IN YOUR SELF: Your a real person with human capabilities.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
You remind me of lame.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
My job is to never have a job and let the government pay me.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Lifes short...wear stilts!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
It's ok, if I were you I'd hate me to!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
I'm checking your facial status.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
I'm sorry, do I have a Care Bear sticker on my forehead?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Goto myspace and twitter me until I google all over your facebook
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Medusa got me stoned.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
I'm a bad influence... but damn I'm fun.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
I'm the world's most amazing, super, awesome, heroic person ever.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
My shirt's like hey, my jeans like woah, my shoes like yep.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
I'm so gay that I don't even like boys.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
You might think I'm mentaly gay casue I can blow your mind.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Live.Love.Die
of 24 votes, 17% like it
This shirt gives me super powers that you could never maintain.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
SKINNY DIPPING, naked people do it all the time.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
The whole time you were laughing, I was thinking about your mom
of 35 votes, 23% like it
...I'm not talking because no body really gives a crap about me.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
My shirt says hey to your shirt.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
CAUTION: YOU MIGHT BE A DOUCHE BAG
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I'm a pirate and I want booty
of 28 votes, 21% like it
If I was a cow I'd milk me
of 32 votes, 16% like it
403 - Forbidden
of 44 votes, 18% like it
All work and no play makes me play at work
of 55 votes, 27% like it
Touch me: I give you super powers
of 54 votes, 19% like it
I don't shower, I rain dance
of 75 votes, 35% like it
Words make more sense in the dictionary
of 84 votes, 29% like it
I can't get over being under the influence
of 96 votes, 22% like it
Hi(vocabu)larious
of 105 votes, 24% like it
I believe in death after life
of 121 votes, 50% like it
Scam artist's are artists' too
of 118 votes, 27% like it
PIRACY: Robbery in its purest form
of 129 votes, 32% like it
If silence is Golden then awkward silence is Platinum
of 171 votes, 47% like it
A life sentence is alot of writing
of 155 votes, 34% like it
The truth is that nobody likes fractions
of 155 votes, 27% like it
What I lack in knowledge I make up in lies
of 161 votes, 34% like it
Hug Me, I'm an undercover care bear.
of 156 votes, 27% like it
Love is a drug and I have all the side effects.
of 157 votes, 22% like it
I run faster with a knife.
of 196 votes, 34% like it
I don't square pie, I eat it.
of 195 votes, 31% like it
My heart has a Techno beat.
of 246 votes, 29% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
!CONGRATULATIONS! You Just Found Waldo <red and white stripes&
of 22 votes, 18% like it
(@Y@)---bOObies!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
***PROUD TO BE HOMOPHOBIC***
of 25 votes, 4% like it
....*... sorry I just had a blonde moment!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
...i got to go!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
1-800-IFYOUWANTAHOTTIEGIVE ACALLSOWECANHOOKUPANDMAKEBABIES
of 12 votes, 8% like it
5% true, 7% interesting, 20% awesome, 55% pimping, and I rule
of 23 votes, 9% like it
A seahorse can't see
of 10 votes, 0% like it
All I wanna do is a boom-boom and a zoom-zoom in my car.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
All I want to do is get KRUNK!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Ask me a serious question and I'll talk like William Shatner
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Awe, does my human friend want a treat? Huh, Do Ya?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
BOBBY LIGHT!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Bobby light's gonna do you right!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Bush is out of my pants now..Why isn\'t their a war in my pants?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
Cake is for fat kids
of 12 votes, 0% like it
Chinese buffets don't want you to read because it's DINNER TIME.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Confidence is contagious, if your sick of being shy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Corny people are Horny people.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Destiny: It's What I'm About to Do
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Did YOU pooped today?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
don't ask me stupid questions
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Don't leave your mental performance to chance, train your brain.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Don't test me, because I'm smarter than you.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Drop Dead: Jump Dive
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Dude where's my underwear?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Everyone is a winner in looservill.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
fabiomc is awsome
of 11 votes, 0% like it
Get Your Gangster On
of 19 votes, 0% like it
Hey baby what's your sign?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Hey, do you like me, like you like to like me like you like me?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
Hotchkiss my ass.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
I can blow your candels out!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I don't know why I'm talking to you, because I don't talk much.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
I don't know why I'm talking to you, because I don't talk much.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I don't really care about what your saying to me, I'm just bored.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I dropped a Sa(turd)ay off at work.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
I eat old people for breakfast and teenagers for lunch
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I freak'n love you man.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I freaking love freaks who want to get freaky and freak out on me
of 25 votes, 12% like it
I Heart My [picture of dogs]
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I know every word you just said
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I know the secret password it's *********************************
of 25 votes, 16% like it
I know what your thinking. Yeah, awesome shirt and your like not.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
I like all slogans especailly this one, because I'm wearing it.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
I like to eat people from other planets
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I look great like quarter million dollars and porter house steak.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
I pooped today, did you?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I seriously just took a dump in my pants.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I SMOKE volcanic ROCKS
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I smoke weed to calm the birds.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
I still wet the bed and poop in the closet
of 8 votes, 0% like it
I think I really like you
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I wanna go to the potty to night.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I wanna sell my soul and buy a new life.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
I want to burn down a Marijuana forest and smoke out the natives
of 22 votes, 5% like it
I want to have sex with your couch.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
I WANT YOU, to leave me alone.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I wear the tightest clothes ever
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I work so much that I forgot how to sleep
of 11 votes, 0% like it
I would Poke Her Face.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
I'm checking your personal status right now, and it looks good ;)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I'm grind'n! Yeah! I'm shine'n! Yeah! I'm hot! Yeah! You not!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
I'm Hard(to the mother flippin)core
of 8 votes, 0% like it
I'm Mr. Funkadilly. what the bizzness baby?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
I'm so cheesy, they call me "The Cheese Whiz Kid."
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I'm sorry I have too time to think when I'm bored.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I'm still doing the TIME WARP
of 5 votes, 0% like it
I'm the most hot/sexiest conceited person you will ever meet.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
I'm wearing your moms t-shirt from last night and it smells good.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I've been called the psycho killer of my generation
of 12 votes, 8% like it
If it looks like my mouth is moving then I'm talking to my hand
of 9 votes, 0% like it
If you look down my pants you can see my AVATAR.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
If you say a curse word, God will hold a grudge on you.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
If your psycho, please grab a hatchet and meet me in a dark alley
of 22 votes, 9% like it
If your staring at me, buy me a drink.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
It hurts to think...............ouch!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I’m the person your great grandmother warned you about.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
JUST DO IT: Do something because you waist time if you don't.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Life's short play naked.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Look at me, in the freaking face when you talk to me, or be hated
of 22 votes, 5% like it
LOVE YOUR SELF FIRST AND MOST: BUT NOT TOO MUCH OR YOUR CONCEITED
of 4 votes, 0% like it
magic blow job
of 18 votes, 0% like it
me like you.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Must stop making slogans, that suck.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
My real name is Dude.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Oba(your)ma(ma)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
One day I'll shave this mustache.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
People luv 2 hate me & hate 2 love me either way they stil lu
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Point to a number and rate my looks? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Rock Me(Not So)Sexy Jesus
of 29 votes, 7% like it
snorf is a werido
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Someone told me a story about you and it chaged my life.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
Someone told me you liked Mimi, that must mean you like me alot.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
SPANK ME: ITS HAPPY TIME
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Starburst makes me splooge.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Talk ish get hit by my magical fish.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
TEAM AWESOME!!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
The Difference is (Do)(Me)ability
of 21 votes, 0% like it
The Difference is Domeability
of 22 votes, 5% like it
The new symbol for pirate is ;(
of 16 votes, 6% like it
They call me Ninja Chief because I karate chop your food
of 10 votes, 0% like it
They call me the "Naughty Whisperer" chika chika ssssss
of 5 votes, 0% like it
This is the part where I win, and you lose.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
This my fugly jacket with a gas mask and pick axe for haters.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
This shirt is (Um, stupid)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Underneath it all, there is a sexy naked body waiting for you.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
VIRGINS GONE WILD!!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Vodka is like water for my liver.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Want to go take a ride in my UFO?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
We get drunk to get crunk and by some junk out of some guys trunk
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Well, your looking good today
of 4 votes, 0% like it
whats up elayne?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
When I was 10 years old I got abducted by Aliens
of 14 votes, 0% like it
When I was in jail, I used to eat rat poo.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Who took the u and i out of Froot Loops?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Winnie the Pooh or girly the disgusting.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Would you like to join me in a conversation?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Yeah, I'm pretty much a big deal.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Yo(beca)u(se) smell l(i)(don't)ke p(y)o(u)(d)o
of 21 votes, 5% like it
You can't spell awesome... without ME!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Your a rare specimen to be wondering in these parts of my life.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Your so full of crap your eyes are turning brown.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Your, arm pit hair is getting in my way
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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