What happens to being able to post as man slogans as you want?

I was just wondering why of all the great slogans on here they had to pick this one, I'm not trying to be rude against the creator or anything. There are just so many better slogans out there, and I'm not saying that mine are great I just wish, threadless would pick funnier slogans to create into t-shirts.

Please rate my slogans and I'll rate yours

This chic doesn't even represent this shirt as some one who beats them self up. I just recently beat my self up and gave my self a swolen lip because I'm drunk and I fuckin hate my self. Seriously they need to get better people to pose for pix on this site bc when I look at this chic I don't want the shirt I want some chick to whoop her ass to make me want to buy the shirt yes this is awsome shirt though. I need anouther shot of liquid cocane.

I personally think baby blue is seriously over rated on threadless, some shirts it's perfect for but for a shirt like this a black, red, or even a dark blue would even be nice. I hope they may possibly reprint it in the future on a black t-shirt.

I think Threadless should makes this t-shirt glow in the dark because It would be awsome to go to a few clubs with it or trick or treating. Like if they made the bones glow green and the bird glows a bright yellow.

This the craziest live performance I have ever seen

I have wanted this shirt for almost 2 years now and I still haven't seen it reprint it. All the new people need to get this and so do I.some one please help me before my pirate instincts kick in!@#@#$%^&*(

i had a select tee in a large and it made my arms make me look like a midget. I was wanting to know if xl in this would probably be better any one know?

Yeah I work at Publix and I just realized they did this picture on the Wine Isle at Publix. Does any body have a Publix in your town because there more focused in the eastern part of America?