!CONGRATULATIONS! You Just Found Waldo <red and white stripes&
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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***PROUD TO BE HOMOPHOBIC***
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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1-800-IFYOUWANTAHOTTIEGIVE ACALLSOWECANHOOKUPANDMAKEBABIES
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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5% true, 7% interesting, 20% awesome, 55% pimping, and I rule
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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A seahorse can't see
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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All I wanna do is a boom-boom and a zoom-zoom in my car.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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All I want to do is get KRUNK!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Ask me a serious question and I'll talk like William Shatner
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Awe, does my human friend want a treat? Huh, Do Ya?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Bush is out of my pants now..Why isn\'t their a war in my pants?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Cake is for fat kids
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Chinese buffets don't want you to read because it's DINNER TIME.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Confidence is contagious, if your sick of being shy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Destiny: It's What I'm About to Do
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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don't ask me stupid questions
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't leave your mental performance to chance, train your brain.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Dude where's my underwear?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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fabiomc is awsome
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Get Your Gangster On
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Hey baby what's your sign?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Hey, do you like me, like you like to like me like you like me?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I don't know why I'm talking to you, because I don't talk much.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I don't know why I'm talking to you, because I don't talk much.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I don't really care about what your saying to me, I'm just bored.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I dropped a Sa(turd)ay off at work.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I eat old people for breakfast and teenagers for lunch
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I freak'n love you man.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I freaking love freaks who want to get freaky and freak out on me
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I know every word you just said
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I know every word you just said
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I know the secret password it's *********************************
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I know what your thinking. Yeah, awesome shirt and your like not.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I like to eat people from other planets
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I SMOKE volcanic ROCKS
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I smoke weed to calm the birds.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I still wet the bed and poop in the closet
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I think I really like you
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I wanna go to the potty to night.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I wanna sell my soul and buy a new life.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I want to burn down a Marijuana forest and smoke out the natives
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I wear the tightest clothes ever
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I work so much that I forgot how to sleep
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I'm checking your personal status right now, and it looks good ;)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm grind'n! Yeah!
I'm shine'n! Yeah!
I'm hot! Yeah!
You not!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Hard(to the mother flippin)core
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Mr. Funkadilly. what the bizzness baby?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I'm still doing the TIME WARP
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm wearing your moms t-shirt from last night and it smells good.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I've been called the psycho killer of my generation
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If it looks like my mouth is moving then I'm talking to my hand
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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If your psycho, please grab a hatchet and meet me in a dark alley
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If your staring at me, buy me a drink.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I’m the person your great grandmother warned you about.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Look at me, in the freaking face when you talk to me, or be hated
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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magic blow job
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Must stop making slogans, that suck.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My real name is Dude.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Oba(your)ma(ma)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Rock Me(Not So)Sexy Jesus
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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snorf is a werido
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Starburst makes me splooge.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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The Difference is (Do)(Me)ability
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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The Difference is Domeability
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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They call me Ninja Chief because I karate chop your food
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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They call me the "Naughty Whisperer" chika chika ssssss
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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This is the part where I win, and you lose.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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This my fugly jacket with a gas mask and pick axe for haters.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Underneath it all, there is a sexy naked body waiting for you.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Vodka is like water for my liver.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Want to go take a ride in my UFO?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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We get drunk to get crunk and by some junk out of some guys trunk
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Well, your looking good today
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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whats up elayne?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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When I was 10 years old I got abducted by Aliens
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Who took the u and i out of Froot Loops?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Yo(beca)u(se) smell l(i)(don't)ke p(y)o(u)(d)o
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Your a rare specimen to be wondering in these parts of my life.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Your so full of crap your eyes are turning brown.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Your, arm pit hair is getting in my way
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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