Has anyone wanted a t-shirt so badly you'd do anything for it since you're too poor to get it and finally when you convince your mom, who is incredibly paranoid of buying anything online or is just massively paranoid in general, to buy it and you get it in the mail after dying [figure of speech] of impatience you end up wanting another one, and by another one you mean you want another one of the SAME shirt just in case you accidently ruin the shirt you just got and the fact that it could be sold out any minute now and possibly reprinted after a long time, in a new not-so-wonderful color, makes you go that much more insane because, again, you realize you're broke and you already did a massive amount of convincing, begging, etc to the massively paranoid mom since your dad, who doesn't have a credit card and is too technologically illiterate, would be of no help in the current situation?

Haha. That was fun. I'd make it a slogan, but somehow I doubt a [personal] run-on sentence will work out well. And if it's legit, [I don't mean to put this meanly], but I don't think it would've been a good idea to put a legit idea that amused myself and possibly others out in the open on a t-shirt designing competition site. hmm.

//postscript.
that run on sentence has to do with this shirt.
if you didn't catch that.