"I don't care much for Gob"

"If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!"

"LUPE! That coat costs more than your house! Oh, that's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house!"

"I can't spare the moisture."

"Are you still serving breakfast burritos?"

"Please, they didn't sneak into this country to be your friend."

"What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?'"

"No, I'm withholding. Look at me getting off."

"Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant it makes me want to set myself on fire."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"Here's some money, go see a Star War."

-Lucille Bluth