Insured with the mafia; you hit us and we’ll hit you!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Soylent Green -- the taste differs from person to person
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My twin is such a poser
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I give all my money to Charity...she's my favorite stripper.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Feel the need for human interaction, there's an app for that
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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If you're reading this you've already overstayed your welcome!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Bring Back Members Only Jackets!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Friends Without Benefits Are No Friends Of Mine!
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Not Burger King - It's Always My Way or No Way!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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My Puggle Is Better Then Your Pug And Beagle Combined!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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You Have Reached The End Of This T-Shirt...Please Move On
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Your Problems Register No Emotion From Me...
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I have the ability to think independently. But It's too Hard
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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CTRL-ALT-DEL Doesn't Work In The Emergency Room
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Never Eat Your Own Words...They're Dry and Uninteresting
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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I Practice Proper Bathroom Etiquette…I Always Skip A Urinal
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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What's Your Opinion...? Never mind, I Know I'm Right
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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You know you got what it is I want and I'm gonna take it from you
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I am a waste of the air in my lungs
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Don't Blink Or You'll Miss The End
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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My Dog Saw Your Mom Naked
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Ain't Ain't A Word
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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One Word Ladies: Tripod
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I Go Commando!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Midgets Are People Too (Only Half As Important)
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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My Nose Keeps My Eyes From Fighting!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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