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monkeyfunkr aka jason jordan is a 32.19 year old boy, has been a member since July 10, 2006, has scored 147 submissions, giving an average score of 3.20, helping 6 designs get printed.
I build blanket forts
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Will barter for better shirt
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Testicles are creepy
of 28 votes, 11% like it
This shirt is not a toilet..but it could be.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
If I had a third nipple, you would never know.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
We all put our shirts on one leg at a time...
of 24 votes, 4% like it
This shirt killed its previous owner....
of 24 votes, 25% like it
In old country, shirts read you.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
This shirt is also a napkin
of 25 votes, 16% like it
My other shirt is a circus monkey
of 27 votes, 7% like it
Condoms: cheaper than chewing gum, but not as tasty...
of 26 votes, 8% like it
May I please eat your face off now?
of 26 votes, 0% like it
I love zombies and clowns... that is all.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
This shirt would be funnier if I wasn't wearing pants.
of 21 votes, 24% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

My designs


All about me

Charming in a dirty clown suit and ready for battle. Deep desert native with a tongue full of irony. Rhythmic breather with atypical heart beats clamoring. Living on the horizon today, steady sun setter. Closed eyed midnight wanderer with open soul sight. Fighting for the attention of no one and happy to do so.