Accidental Amusement
Accidental Amusement aka Carrie is a 16.34 year old girl, has been a member since July 8, 2006, has scored 2997 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95.
[Insert pretentious brand name here]
of 31 votes, 29% like it
Gravity keeps bringing me down
of 93 votes, 38% like it
I'm a phobophobe, and that scares me
of 132 votes, 51% like it
You are what you eat, especially if you're a cannibal
of 138 votes, 51% like it
I can think of a lot of things that were better than sliced bread
of 131 votes, 49% like it
Crazy people take the psychopath
of 139 votes, 36% like it
Hold on, I need to go tune my air guitar
of 140 votes, 37% like it
Moose are just incredibly manly deer
of 133 votes, 38% like it
Cartographers know where it's at!
of 132 votes, 39% like it
Smoke signals are cheaper than cell phones
of 136 votes, 29% like it
I don't like to go the extra mile because I can't afford the gas
of 137 votes, 34% like it
County fairs are just excuses to deep-fry everything.
of 138 votes, 26% like it
If I look familiar, it's because my court case was televised.
of 140 votes, 24% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
90% of people who quote statistics make them up as they go
of 45 votes, 20% like it
All that glitters may not be gold, but I get excited anyways
of 43 votes, 26% like it
I had an ant farm, but those lazy jerks never grew anything
of 42 votes, 38% like it
I hate story problems, that's why I don't share food with friends
of 48 votes, 17% like it
I have deja vu and amnesia...I think I've forgotten this before
of 43 votes, 26% like it
I survived abortion!
of 96 votes, 31% like it
I'm in the Witness Protection Program! Oops...
of 119 votes, 27% like it
If at first you don't succeed, face it, you're a failure
of 47 votes, 21% like it
If I lived in Costa Rica, I'd be a millionaire
of 37 votes, 5% like it
If you can read this, you're almost right in front of me
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Image loading...please wait
of 105 votes, 25% like it
Jenny Craig is actually fat.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
Money isn't everything, but it's what you need to GET everything
of 51 votes, 14% like it
Physics is my natural enemy.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
Service with a Smile (because I spit in your food)
of 49 votes, 20% like it
The cure for obesity? Smaller chairs
of 57 votes, 12% like it
There are 6 hidden objects on this shirt. Can you find them all?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
You're like baby shampoo: easy on the eyes
of 43 votes, 23% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me
Let's see, I like T-shirts, movies, skit shows, books, cake, music, and...badminton.

I also like to bake, play piano, and play some hardcore DDR.

Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride, An Officer and a Gentleman, Crash, Little Miss Sunshine, Kung Pow, Anchorman, The 40-year Old Virgin, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Paper Moon, Airplane!, The Lion King, Groundhog Day, Stranger Than Fiction, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Throw Momma From the Train

Favorite Bands:
Weezer, The Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, Franz Ferdinand, Jimmy Eat World, Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Legend, Led Zeppelin, The Killers, Corinne Bailey Rae, Jack Johnson, Queen, Marcy Playground, Hellogoodbye, Norah Jones, The Fratellis, Phish, The Beatles, Belle & Sebastian, Sufjan Stevens, Ben Kweller, Bloc Party, Damien Rice

Favorite Books:
The Bean Trees, My Sister's Keeper, The Secret Life of Bees, The Time Traveler's Wife, A Girl Named Zippy, The Pearl, To Kill a Mockingbird, Second Glance, Where the Red Fern Grows, I Capture the Castle, The Poisonwood Bible

My Heroes:
Martin Short, Dane Cook, Oprah Winfrey, Conan O'Brien, Barack O'Bama, Matthew Perry, Roger Ebert, Mufasa, Gary Larson, Rachael Ray, Lisa Kudrow, Steve Martin, Chris Farley, Stephanie Weir, Will Farrell, Tina Fey, Zach Braff, Steve Carell
Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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