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Accidental Amusement
Accidental Amusement aka Carrie is a 20.18 year old girl, has been a member since July 8, 2006, has scored 3,036 submissions, giving an average score of 1.95, helping 57 designs get printed.
Poets kick assonance!
of 19 votes, 53% like it
Gravity keeps bringing me down
of 114 votes, 41% like it
I'm a phobophobe, and that scares me
of 147 votes, 52% like it
You are what you eat, especially if you're a cannibal
of 152 votes, 50% like it
Crazy people take the psychopath
of 153 votes, 38% like it
Hold on, I need to go tune my air guitar
of 154 votes, 38% like it
Moose are just incredibly manly deer
of 143 votes, 38% like it
Cartographers know where it's at!
of 149 votes, 43% like it
Smoke signals are cheaper than cell phones
of 146 votes, 29% like it
I don't like to go the extra mile because I can't afford the gas
of 144 votes, 33% like it
County fairs are just excuses to deep-fry everything.
of 147 votes, 28% like it
If I look familiar, it's because my court case was televised.
of 149 votes, 25% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
90% of people who quote statistics make them up as they go
of 45 votes, 20% like it
All that glitters may not be gold, but I get excited anyways
of 43 votes, 26% like it
I hate story problems, that's why I don't share food with friends
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I have deja vu and amnesia...I think I've forgotten this before
of 43 votes, 26% like it
I survived abortion!
of 96 votes, 31% like it
I'm in the Witness Protection Program! Oops...
of 118 votes, 27% like it
If at first you don't succeed, face it, you're a failure
of 47 votes, 21% like it
If you can read this, you're almost right in front of me
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Image loading...please wait
of 105 votes, 25% like it
Jenny Craig is actually fat.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
Money isn't everything, but it's what you need to GET everything
of 51 votes, 14% like it
Physics is my natural enemy.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
Service with a Smile (because I spit in your food)
of 49 votes, 20% like it
The cure for obesity? Smaller chairs
of 57 votes, 12% like it
There are 6 hidden objects on this shirt. Can you find them all?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
You're like baby shampoo: easy on the eyes
of 43 votes, 23% like it
[Insert pretentious brand name here]
of 31 votes, 29% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.