Threadless T-Shirts - Profile for MrKawfy

MrKawfy aka Amazingman is a 42.13 year old boy, has been a member since July 8, 2006, has scored 2364 submissions, giving an average score of 1.14.

URL: http://www.threadless.com?streetteam=MrKawfy

Dec 03 '07 by MrKawfy

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The Emperor's New T-Shirt

about Presstube Tees

Yes, I realize that I am tragically un-hip, but I would like to be clued in here. WTF? Did anyone ever actually vote for this? Is this like "No soap, radio"? Could it be a two-dimensional image of a three-dimensional representation of habafropzipulops? Maybe a guide map of a Mobius strip-mall? DO all my base belong to them?

Nov 30 '06 by MrKawfy

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If my wife didn't get me this shirt for x-mas, I may have to kill someone...

about THIS Is How The World Ends

IMHO, this was hands down the best sub for the "Threadless Loves (some ephemeral band)" contest. Unless my wife took my not-so-subtle hint about my wanting this for x-mas, I have now missed this shirt twice.

I think Travis should have a "12 club" all his own. Discuss.

Aug 16 '06 by MrKawfy

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Shameless plea for slogan votes

I have no artistic talent but I want like DAMN to give birth to a threadless shirt. Please vote for my slogans, some of which are actually funny. Not only will I be your best friend, but I'll post a blog declaring you profoundly amazing and well behaved.

Jul 13 '06 by MrKawfy

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What's the deal with slogans?

It would appear that slogans are the realm of the artistically inept, if not just the plain stupid. Only 24 people are voting on these things? I guess the fact that the majority of the slogans are twaddle keeps folks from caring about them. I've only given the thumbs up to perhaps 2 out of 100. Anyone else care to chime in on this?

Jul 10 '06 by MrKawfy

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Hi, my name is Kawfy and I'm a threadless addict...

Great. Just what I need. I got a t-shirt jones now. Like I don't have enough problems with my action-figure dependency and the fact that I'm addicted to toad-venom.

Thank god I'm not religious.

Jul 10 '06 by MrKawfy

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Talking pirate animals made of fruit

Studies have shown that anthropomorphosized animals and fruit are much funnier than animals and fruit that are not. In the name of all that is funny, I decree that all fruits must have faces and all animals must talk.

Pirates, however, should always be seen and not heard.

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I am the bee's knees. I can eat an entire jar of marshmallow Fluff and not die. I know more about useless ephemera than you do. I am a small, bluish-grey oracular rodent. I am married to a woman who is so beautiful she makes strong men weep. I have saved the universe over 400 times, and made 37 assists. I am an ordained minister. I am made of 59,730,599,206 polygons. I know a man who jerked off a silverback gorilla. I will drink Tabasco Sauce for money. I have played video games with the children of the most powerful men on the planet and emerged victorious. I once went to a strip club and pretended to be Patrick Swayze's evil twin. I smoked powdered toad-sweat and got the munchies. I don't floss as often as I should.