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MrKawfy
MrKawfy aka Amazingman is a 45.85 year old boy, has been a member since July 8, 2006, has scored 2,429 submissions, giving an average score of 1.15, helping 23 designs get printed.
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Talking pirate animals made of fruit
Studies have shown that anthropomorphosized animals and fruit are much funnier than animals and fruit that are not. In the name of all that is funny, I decree that all fruits must have faces and all animals must talk.

Pirates, however, should always be seen and not heard.

iPear
iPear on Jul 10 '06 at 1:49pm
....:D I think this is true too. be my dad.
iPear
iPear on Jul 10 '06 at 1:49pm
crap, Rholliday might see this...



so be my god father.
MrKawfy
MrKawfy on Jul 10 '06 at 9:54pm
"Now I'm your mom."bold text
MrKawfy
MrKawfy on Jul 10 '06 at 9:55pm
Now I'm an eediot.
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I am the bee's knees. I can eat an entire jar of marshmallow Fluff and not die. I know more about useless ephemera than you do. I am a small, bluish-grey oracular rodent. I am married to a woman who is so beautiful she makes strong men weep. I have saved the universe over 400 times, and made 37 assists. I am an ordained minister. I am made of 59,730,599,206 polygons. I know a man who jerked off a silverback gorilla. I will drink Tabasco Sauce for money. I have played video games with the children of the most powerful men on the planet and emerged victorious. I once went to a strip club and pretended to be Patrick Swayze's evil twin. I smoked powdered toad-sweat and got the munchies. I don't floss as often as I should.