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Maurissa
is a 27.8 year old girl, has been a member since July 7, 2006, has scored 4796 submissions, giving an average score of 1.90.
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If war really works then why are we STILL fighting?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Give me $10, and point me towards the ice cream truck!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I can melt ice with my bare hands!
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Soap. It's just a suggestion.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Truth is a lonely virtue.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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It's Time Our Government Read Our Constitution.
of 32 votes, 50% like it
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Marriage is about love, not gender.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Narrow Minds Fit In Small Holes.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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War (Wor) noun: Results When Governing Bodies Use Poor Judgment
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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No Crabs on this Beach!
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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The Platypus is the Steven Tyler of Ducks.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Please God, send us a president that can think.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Candy is what Gods are made of, which is why I eat Gods
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Ugly is contagious
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I'm telling PETA that you kicked a Squirrel. Seriously.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Suicide is cutting in line.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Meat Hooks Are For Lovers
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Air Guitar Champion, Crawfish Festival 1992
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I can kiss in French.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Phil Collins (noun) synonyms: Pain, Torture, Punishment
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I Like To Get Drunk And Watch Cartoons.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Masterbation = Uniporn
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Head + Oven = Hair On Fire!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Hermetically Sealed
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Your Mom is a Pretzel in the Sack.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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My Inflatable Doll Looks Like Your Mom.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Duck A Soar Us Rex
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Don't Tell Yoshimi, But I'm Really A Pink Robot.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If You Can Read This, Take Two Steps Back.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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My Frogger sunk your Battleship.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Spelling Bee Champion of The World
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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Protect your bush from Bush.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Toasters: Killing Bathers Since 1893
of 35 votes, 43% like it
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I'm Already At The Party
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Scratch & Sniff
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Water Gets Me Wet
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Bible Beaters Spank The Hardest
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I Would Rather Be Aborted Than Not Have A Choice
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Part-time Lesbian
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Needs A Cocktail
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I use my teeth just to make him cry
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Alligator Food
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Cell Phones Eat Brains.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Flashin' Is The Anti-Fashion!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Flesh Coats Are So Last Season.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Greed is ruining our country.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I Can See My Own Nipples.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I have been getting $5.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Laffy Taffy Needs New Writers.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Love is the stuff you wipe off your face in the morning.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My Boyfriend is a Computer Dork. He Loves My DSL.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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My Boyfriend Loves Me.............. all night long.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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My Girlfriend Loves Me........................... all night long.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Open Mike Night
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Panties are for pussys.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Sans Bandana
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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VHS is the DVD of yesterday
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Vote in the Election, not in the Erection
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You Look Like You Smell Stupid.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/318586/Maurissa
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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