Acceptance is expensive.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I took shower but my mind is still dirty.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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You should blog about me.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Happiness is just a resignation letter away.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Probiotics make me gassy.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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These are my recreation clothes.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Ninjas + Pirates < Vikings
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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weird is subjective.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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insanity is not premeditated.
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I don't know how to be, anybody else besides me.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I suffer from Nevergoodenuffism and Alwayscandobetteritis.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I was raised by space ninja fighting giant robot pilots.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Stupid ideas are just smart ideas with missing parts.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Industry Professional.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Fat girl gigolo.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Darwin says you don't belong here.
of 49 votes, 31% like it
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Real champions don't eat breakfast.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Oh, I'm smart. Just not "better than everyone else" sma
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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I miss the days when pro-wrestling was real.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Not all mistakes are really mistakes.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I love the things you hate.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Earthling Ambassador
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Your hero is my enemy.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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The Free will never understand The Oppressed.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I have Asperger's Syndrome.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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We have hybrid cars, but why not jet fighters?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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You can't win if I don't lose.
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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How now brown cow.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Members only.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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This t-shirt cures cancer.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Commiserate the proletariat.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Art of the State.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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So much imagination, so little time.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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So much creativity, so little time.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Very nice.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Public restrooms have great acoustics.
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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If you stare here long enough you'll see my nipples dancing.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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The word "incorrectly" is always pronounced incorrectly
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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You read my shirt...Now we must kung fu...
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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wikipedia britanica
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Illustrators sabotaged my slogan.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I shot the sheriff...Then found out there were more of them...
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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While you're reading this, I'm admiring your eyebrows.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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There is only one way to test tickles.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Stop reading and just pinch them already...I know you want to...
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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In my day, emo kids did cool things like Impressionism and opium
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Hipsters should be scene not herd.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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If you snooze you lose does that mean meth addicts always win?
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Please teach me how to make time 'cause I really need more of it.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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This trial version expires in 30 days.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Please teach me how to make time, because I really need more.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Some day, you'll be telling your friends about this shirt.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Only 1 out of every 10,000 crack dealers get a record deal.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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The grass is never greener than astroturf.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Everyone on my buddy list is Amish.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I don't awe some, I awe ALL.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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You can't repel awesomeness of this magnitude.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Homeless people make spinning rims possible.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I ran over Schrodinger's cat.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Pills killed my friends (even the imaginary ones).
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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shipoopy
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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You're proof that Darwinism doesn't work.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Real "Reality" doesn't have producers.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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In case of madness: KICK HERE
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Yes, those are my nipples.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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If you think this shirt's funny just wait till I take it off.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not attention deficient, I'm just selectively attentive.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Yes, these are my nipples.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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cmd > ctrl
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Forgive me Lord, for I do not believe in you.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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got...a new slogan?
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I get paid to daydream.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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