Thanksgiving is a bad day to be a Turkey.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I Would Hate To Be A Vegetarian On Thanksgiving.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Plan first...Decipher later.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Of all the shirts, can you believe THIS is the one I picked?!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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It's good Karma to follow The Golden Rule.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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I (BLANK) (BLANK) Mad Libs.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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With A Name Like Dodo, I Think I'd Want To Be Extinct Too.
of 42 votes, 50% like it
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Move out of the way. I'm about to do something CRAZY!
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Santa Likes Me More Than You.
of 46 votes, 46% like it
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FACT: Something I Agree With You About
Opinion: Everything Else
of 37 votes, 54% like it
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Conversation is pointless when you have a shirt like THIS!
of 41 votes, 46% like it
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100% Organic. Yes, nothing but organs in me!
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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My Fingers Agree With You But My Thumbs Are Opposed.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
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The day after tomorrow I'll still be looking ahead.
of 46 votes, 46% like it
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Do your best...or at least make it look like you are.
of 47 votes, 55% like it
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Ducks Fear Me...And My Neon Orange Gun.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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Man isn't meant to dream about dreaming.
of 46 votes, 37% like it
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Being Down To Earth Seems Like A Drag.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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Yesterday Was Today Once. I Know, I Was There.
of 35 votes, 74% like it
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(near the bottom of shirt) Low Is Subjective.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
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I've Never Found A Cookie I Didn't Like.
of 38 votes, 47% like it
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There wouldn't exist without here.
of 52 votes, 46% like it
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Sea Horses Don't Live Up To Their Name.
of 47 votes, 45% like it
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Club Sandwiches Sound Too Exclusive.
of 46 votes, 63% like it
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Tops Make The World Go Round.
of 40 votes, 50% like it
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Anyone calls me Pumpkin and they'll get SQUASHED!
of 47 votes, 43% like it
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Close To The Edge Is Not Over The Line.
of 51 votes, 49% like it
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Will Wear Ridiculous Costume For Candy
of 58 votes, 78% like it
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Schizophrenia would be an opportunity to make some new friends.
of 54 votes, 72% like it
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Any Holiday that involves FREE CANDY is a good one, in my book!
of 48 votes, 48% like it
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Idiots Say The Darnedest Things.
of 54 votes, 54% like it
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Keeping Skeletons In Closets Is Just Asking For A Haunting.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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Does anyone remember how I got here?
of 48 votes, 60% like it
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Love is an enigma wrapped in mystery...OK OK, it doesn't exist!
of 44 votes, 48% like it
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Life: Live It Until You Die From It.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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I wonder what force keeps old people orbiting inside the Mall?
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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Generally, I try to be more specific.
of 53 votes, 75% like it
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Only You Can Help Prevent The Zombie Uprising. Cremate The Dead.
of 45 votes, 60% like it
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Recipes for disaster are kept in the Anarchist Cookbook.
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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This chance encounter lacks sustainability.
of 41 votes, 68% like it
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It's Funny How Everyone's So Serious.
of 42 votes, 50% like it
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Pumpkin Pie Tastes Better If You've Made It From Jack-O-Lanterns.
of 44 votes, 64% like it
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I Am (Virtually) More Popular Than You.
of 44 votes, 61% like it
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Thanksgiving would be better with FIREWORKS!
of 46 votes, 46% like it
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I hear Hindsight is 20/20. Sometimes I think mine needs glasses.
of 48 votes, 73% like it
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Stealing will get you everything but nobody has everything.
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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I wanted to see the truth, but I had my Skepticals on.
of 43 votes, 67% like it
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I may look like a Pauper, but I feel like a Prince.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
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I'd reboot my computer, but I should have quit with the 1st boot.
of 41 votes, 46% like it
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I'm pretty sure Corn Syrup is classified as a Vegetable...RIGHT?
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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This is all part of my triumphant comeback.
of 59 votes, 63% like it
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You Say Fate, I Say Serendipity.Let's Call The Whole Thing CHANCE
of 42 votes, 57% like it
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In Spite Of Everything, I Don't Hate Anything.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
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My Boss Is A Real Piece Of Work.
of 41 votes, 68% like it
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Vegetarians are scared of the dark (Meat).
of 47 votes, 49% like it
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When It Comes To Baking, I Take The Cake.
of 48 votes, 67% like it
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In Spite Of Everything, I Don't Hold Grudges Against Anything.
of 39 votes, 51% like it
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Science Fiction Is Still Science
of 44 votes, 75% like it
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Surviving nuclear submarine attacks, suburban homeowners thrive.
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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I'm not conceited, but I am right most of the time.
of 49 votes, 61% like it
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No Solicitation Without Decapitation
of 43 votes, 40% like it
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My other Motorcycle is less motorized...OK, it's a BIKE!
of 46 votes, 57% like it
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Fight The Power: Turn It Off
of 55 votes, 78% like it
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I hear a lot about change, but I can't make heads or tails of it.
of 54 votes, 52% like it
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They should make Boxing include more boxes.
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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Would it really be a bad thing if Mosquitoes were extinct?
of 43 votes, 51% like it
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I am the one, the ONLY...ME!
of 42 votes, 43% like it
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My grandpa has a hard time respecting his elders.
of 50 votes, 52% like it
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I have half a mind to donate my Brain to science.
of 58 votes, 72% like it
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No Guts, No Glory. But also, no Internal Organs.
of 57 votes, 65% like it
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If I lived in a Garbage Can, I'd be a Grouch too!
of 61 votes, 51% like it
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Not the tarpest shool in the head.
of 49 votes, 63% like it
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You don't need to know the lyrics to sing along...but it helps.
of 56 votes, 68% like it
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Who said I can't Multitask? (what was I doing before this?)
of 56 votes, 61% like it
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The Sandbox Makes Me Feel Like Dirt.
of 52 votes, 62% like it
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The Frog Prince wants to be in the Relay, but he lacks the lungs.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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I like cartoons when they are DRAWN OUT!
of 47 votes, 43% like it
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What's so SIGNIFICANT about your OTHER?
of 45 votes, 69% like it
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I'm usually a good Belly-Dancer after I eat SPICY FOOD!
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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Eleventy billion times threve doesn't make CENTS!
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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If I had a Taser, it would have been confiscated by now.
of 44 votes, 59% like it
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This isn't a Flashback. My shirt's always hazy around the edges.
of 52 votes, 60% like it
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My suitcase has never contained a SUIT.
of 52 votes, 42% like it
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Do you have scars to match the holes or did you buy 'em that way?
of 45 votes, 60% like it
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I was an Elephant for Halloween, but I forgot what it was like.
of 50 votes, 50% like it
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Currently working on my Autobiography...
of 47 votes, 55% like it
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I'm pretty sure he didn't invent the Internet.
of 48 votes, 44% like it
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The last Psychic I saw was one Tarot Card shy of a full deck.
of 50 votes, 50% like it
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I remember when this shirt was in style. (PRINTED IN NEON)
of 51 votes, 53% like it
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Time-Zones? They're just another Government Conspiracy.
of 53 votes, 55% like it
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Just wondering why anyone would be GREEN with envy?
of 46 votes, 41% like it
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The (Barometric) Pressure Is Getting To Me.
of 54 votes, 46% like it
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If it was 1987, this would be Neon and Acid-Washed.
of 61 votes, 54% like it
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I remember when things were cool.
of 53 votes, 66% like it
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I made it to an Oasis, only to find it was a Mirage.
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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My Dentist Knows The Drill.
of 65 votes, 66% like it
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The Electric Company used to be educational, now it's just a bill
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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Silent Alarms don't SOUND like a good idea to me!
of 50 votes, 56% like it
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Onions always make me cry at weddings.
of 44 votes, 50% like it
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I need more Calcium in my diet like I need softer bones.
of 50 votes, 46% like it
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I am the Bridge Jumping Friend that your Parents warned you about
of 58 votes, 81% like it
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Life was simpler when video game controllers had just A or B.
of 63 votes, 78% like it
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This might be an attempt at fishing for a compliment.
of 50 votes, 76% like it
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Centaur: Part Human, Part Horse...ALL AWESOME!
of 47 votes, 57% like it
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I look back on school with fond memories...of RECESS!
of 56 votes, 66% like it
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Windy cities recycle energy swiftly.
of 41 votes, 61% like it
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I remember when Nostalgia was just a thing of the past.
of 61 votes, 62% like it
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Could a Schizophrenic be considered a One-Man Gang?
of 45 votes, 71% like it
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I usually build my cities in a day, but, when in Rome.
of 62 votes, 63% like it
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My Carbon Footprint SQUASHED Your Carbon Footprint!
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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Forget about a knife at a gunfight. Why were you at a GUNFIGHT?
of 63 votes, 71% like it
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If I have to step on poodles, I prefer a coat to be lain on top.
of 49 votes, 61% like it
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Trying To Be Cooler In A More Obvious Way.
of 53 votes, 55% like it
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Forget the consequences, just GO FOR IT!(I'll say your Good-Byes)
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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For some reason, I always get bored in the Doldrums.
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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I mimic ostriches when it comes to confrontation.
of 55 votes, 56% like it
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Try to be a 'One In A Million' instead of a 'One In Ten'.
of 59 votes, 42% like it
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Life Is Chaos, By Design.
of 64 votes, 64% like it
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More EXTRA Than ORDINARY
of 57 votes, 72% like it
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It turns out, being 'The Bomb' is better than it sounds.
of 72 votes, 68% like it
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Th s is wh t h pp ns wh n you sh rt ch nge the SilkScreener
of 57 votes, 51% like it
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I hope my shirt makes yours better by comparison.
of 54 votes, 67% like it
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Sometimes, I wish life had a TILT function.
of 53 votes, 49% like it
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People think I'm possessed. Turns out, it's just Tourette's.
of 54 votes, 56% like it
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Ancient Times is old news.
of 52 votes, 44% like it
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Nuke Chernobyl, just to be sure.
of 53 votes, 45% like it
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I make bad jokes GOOD.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
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I forgot why we drink out of Aluminum.
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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I only listen to Rock music. Does that make me a Geologist?
of 61 votes, 57% like it
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This shirt can and will be held against you in the Court Of Hugs.
of 63 votes, 44% like it
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Hula-Hooping Isn't A Crime
of 45 votes, 44% like it
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I should look into this 'Career' thing I keep hearing about.
of 59 votes, 64% like it
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(Am I the only one who uses Air Parentheses)
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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Everything was Right, until I turned Left.
of 69 votes, 58% like it
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I just think the girl Peacock could try a little harder.
of 54 votes, 61% like it
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Co-Conspirator
of 50 votes, 54% like it
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Flotsam and Jetsam are just two fancy words for littering.
of 67 votes, 48% like it
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Oompa-Loompas always taste better dipped in Chocolate.
of 60 votes, 60% like it
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Mankind: Not all man. Not all kind.
of 73 votes, 71% like it
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I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of my Secret Society
of 67 votes, 63% like it
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Wats sew grate abowt sckool enywez?
of 49 votes, 43% like it
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Sorry...I didn't catch the SARCASM!
of 87 votes, 71% like it
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So, what does it take to win the Human Race?
of 70 votes, 74% like it
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Life is like a Rental Car: Expect a Compact, hope for a Luxury.
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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Do you smell something cooking? Oh wait, that's just ME!
of 46 votes, 65% like it
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I Follow
(next line)
The Rule
(next line)
Of Thirds
of 52 votes, 69% like it
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Try To See The Trees For The Forest For A Change.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
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I surf Radio Waves.
of 60 votes, 67% like it
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Regrettably , you don't HAVE to be skinny to dip in most water.
of 54 votes, 57% like it
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I Have Argued With Myself And Lost.
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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I never seem to have the right answer to rhetorical questions.
of 60 votes, 68% like it
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Earth Native
of 55 votes, 47% like it
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My Magic Marker could use a little more MAGIC.
of 67 votes, 63% like it
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Silent Film Dialogue Writer
of 61 votes, 59% like it
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I Hate To Burst Your Bubble, But I Do Have This Pointy Thing.
of 73 votes, 55% like it
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You'd think twice about debating with me if you saw all my books.
of 71 votes, 56% like it
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Everything I need to know, I learned in Kindergarten..and College
of 66 votes, 58% like it
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COMPUTERS: Smarter Than The Average Human
of 56 votes, 50% like it
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You didn't notice IT was gone, but I'm bringing IT back.
of 53 votes, 47% like it
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Actually, The Least I Could Do Is NOTHING.
of 63 votes, 60% like it
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I'll just assume that was rhetorical...
of 46 votes, 57% like it
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Get me my pipe and magnifying glass. Sleuthing is imminent.
of 51 votes, 71% like it
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Living For The CONSTANT Instead Of The MOMENT.
of 46 votes, 46% like it
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Fool In Paradise
of 48 votes, 44% like it
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When I say "WE", I'm referring to me...and my TAPEWORM!
of 70 votes, 39% like it
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I'm So Stoked At How COOL We Are!
of 49 votes, 43% like it
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I Go Places...In Fact, I'm On My Way Right Now.
of 52 votes, 62% like it
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I Am So Different, In A Different Way Than You.
of 52 votes, 56% like it
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I'd Rather Knot.
of 47 votes, 47% like it
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My mom taught me to control my bodily functions...PULL MY FINGER
of 51 votes, 51% like it
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I'm building a Space Shuttle in my backyard...TRUST ME.
of 54 votes, 50% like it
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Snap dragon: One of the most misleading flower titles.
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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Thought about correct grammar, but didn't find any capital in it.
of 49 votes, 47% like it
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Borrowed Time Will Be Paid Back With Interest.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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Acme 101: Tuning Fork, Vanishing Cream and a Dog Whistle= Success
of 49 votes, 47% like it
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Apparently, I woke up on the wrong side of the World today!
of 51 votes, 49% like it
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Call me Old-Fashioned, but I prefer my particles SUBATOMIC.
of 53 votes, 49% like it
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I hope Genetic Engineering catches up to my Unicorn aspirations!
of 60 votes, 68% like it
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Not Left-Wing. Not Right-Wing. Here's My Middle-Finger.
of 54 votes, 50% like it
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Pretty Soon It'll Be Later.
of 69 votes, 68% like it
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Trying to take back what time has stolen.
of 57 votes, 40% like it
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A Watched Pot Boils At Exactly 212 Degrees Fahrenheit.
of 59 votes, 46% like it
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You looked further away in your photograph.
of 70 votes, 60% like it
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Forever: It's Sooner Than You May Think.
of 70 votes, 53% like it
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A "Hello" from you might cure this awkward silence.
of 66 votes, 58% like it
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I would think it's easier to vanish into THICK AIR.
of 75 votes, 64% like it
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Just wondering why everyone is so Anti-Arctica.
of 71 votes, 41% like it
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I don't look for signs. I guess that's how I got that ticket.
of 69 votes, 67% like it
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Making Money, But Not Made Of It.
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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Sticks and Stones broke my bones. Go ahead, add insult to injury!
of 64 votes, 52% like it
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I'm losing sleep. Do you know the Cheat Code?
of 66 votes, 62% like it
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All this talk about Celibacy is making me HOT!
of 66 votes, 47% like it
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Saving The Universe...One Planet At A Time.
of 66 votes, 74% like it
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Did you see that Octagon over there? Yeah, I think it's a sign.
of 72 votes, 71% like it
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Let's take some pictures and see what develops.
of 62 votes, 50% like it
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Surface tension allows optimists to fill the glass PAST THE RIM!
of 59 votes, 63% like it
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Being stranded on a Dessert Island actually sounds pretty good!
of 62 votes, 47% like it
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I cloned myself. I don't even know if I'm me anymore.
of 58 votes, 62% like it
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I live a dual life. One in this shirt...then everything else.
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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I survived "The End"...of whatever just happened.
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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(UV)It's sunny! (REGULAR)Good times. (GLOW)It's really dark!
of 56 votes, 52% like it
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The 11th Hour Is Nigh...Just Look At Your Watch.
of 54 votes, 37% like it
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Don't cry for me, Spilt-Milk!
of 61 votes, 41% like it
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The end of time is NOW...This will be relevant some day.
of 62 votes, 56% like it
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If a joke is told and no one hears it, is it still funny?
of 67 votes, 42% like it
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I saw The Bermuda Triangle and all I got was a parallel universe.
of 78 votes, 69% like it
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Turn the lights out...
(GLOW) THAT'S BETTER!
of 65 votes, 51% like it
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Ladders Keep My Head In The Clouds.
of 64 votes, 55% like it
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Playing In The Sandbox Makes Me Feel Like Dirt.
of 73 votes, 58% like it
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Spread The Love Like An Infectious Disease.
of 63 votes, 57% like it
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Remember the old saying: Two Rhombi Don't Make A Dodecahedron
of 69 votes, 54% like it
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I should have gone to bed long ago...but I couldn't find it.
of 64 votes, 38% like it
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I need another analogy like I need a hole in my head.
of 74 votes, 62% like it
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I See Your Pastry And Raise You A Doughnut.
of 67 votes, 63% like it
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Apparently, rhyming about diseases makes them kid friendly.
of 71 votes, 54% like it
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My head feels like it's swimming, but I only Doggie-Paddle.
of 62 votes, 44% like it
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In A Year We'll Have The Anniversary Of This Moment. I want Cake.
of 74 votes, 62% like it
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It's A Holiday Somewhere, So Let's Celebrate!
of 76 votes, 67% like it
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I'm not green with envy, I'm just green.
of 76 votes, 39% like it
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I don't believe in limitations.
of 75 votes, 41% like it
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Oversleeping is UnderRated.
of 85 votes, 69% like it
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It's A Peachy Kind Of World And I'm A Tangerine.
of 64 votes, 53% like it
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Surface tension allows pessimists to fill the glass PAST THE RIM!
of 69 votes, 43% like it
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The Solstice was pretty much the long and short of it.
of 61 votes, 52% like it
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Hide-N-Seek Champion of 1989
of 73 votes, 63% like it
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If Love Is The Answer...Maybe I Misunderstood The Question.
of 75 votes, 59% like it
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Proud to share my Sweet-Tooth with an Owl and a Turtle.
of 69 votes, 58% like it
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Free Candy 101: Costume + Pillowcase = INFINITE SWEETS
of 61 votes, 56% like it
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A Caramel Apple A Day Keeps My Dentist In Business.
of 72 votes, 71% like it
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I am a SUCKER for SWEETS.
of 65 votes, 48% like it
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I'm younger than older people.
of 79 votes, 68% like it
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Zen Zombies: Seeking a Piece of Mind.
of 80 votes, 64% like it
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I have a lot of Etc...
of 69 votes, 57% like it
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Crouton MUST be French for STALE BREAD!
of 68 votes, 43% like it
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I'm so cool, my six degrees of separation are measured in Kelvin.
of 83 votes, 52% like it
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Latin is a dead language. Zombie is an undead one.
of 72 votes, 61% like it
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If I give one to you, then I'll have to give one to everyone else
of 71 votes, 61% like it
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Reserving my right to be completely wrong.
of 77 votes, 58% like it
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I tell bad jokes well.
of 66 votes, 55% like it
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Timing can be everything...when you have nothing but time.
of 63 votes, 46% like it
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I'm not above being down.
of 60 votes, 48% like it
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My game is limited to the VIDEO variety.
of 65 votes, 43% like it
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Evolution must have left the monkey behind, for some reason.
of 72 votes, 49% like it
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Kindergarten Graduation on a resume seems to be unimpressive.
of 79 votes, 56% like it
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Pink Magic is the new Black Magic.
of 70 votes, 43% like it
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My premonitions often involve things that have already happened.
of 74 votes, 55% like it
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Can we go on an adventure?
of 78 votes, 58% like it
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Ping-Pong Champion...Of My Basement.
of 67 votes, 54% like it
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(Left Shoulder) Cold (Right Shoulder) To Cry On
of 88 votes, 76% like it
|
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Scorpions: Not as friendly as they are cute!
of 68 votes, 47% like it
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My call of the wild can be a little ANIMATED.
of 66 votes, 42% like it
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Pretend we're in a romantic comedy. I'm befuddled...YOU KISS ME!
of 69 votes, 48% like it
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Yes, I won the Gold. But it seems to be 2nd to Platinum now...
of 64 votes, 53% like it
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Driving While Sleepy During Rain Causes Wet-Dreams.
of 73 votes, 40% like it
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Down with Acrophobia!
of 66 votes, 45% like it
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Walking the thin line between Never and Forever...called Now.
of 69 votes, 38% like it
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This is my Cold Shoulder. (near the top right or left of shirt)
of 76 votes, 47% like it
|
Burn CDs, not BOOKS!
of 77 votes, 66% like it
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It's not impossible that the customer is in error occasionally.
of 84 votes, 65% like it
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MORE CHAOS...But please organize when you're done.
of 62 votes, 47% like it
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I'm impressed by your impressions.
of 66 votes, 55% like it
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Sometimes I try too hard.
of 69 votes, 45% like it
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Keep it up and your babies will come out NAKED!
of 74 votes, 47% like it
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The day has been canceled due to lack of interest.
of 101 votes, 71% like it
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I just presume that I'll get more tickets to paradise than two.
of 80 votes, 54% like it
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I seem to have misplaced my motivation.
of 88 votes, 69% like it
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Try to live every day as if it's a cartoon.
of 92 votes, 61% like it
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Why is there so much hostility towards punching bags?
of 94 votes, 63% like it
|
When pleading ignorance, one is actually admiting dumbness.
of 74 votes, 58% like it
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Vacuums don't seem to clean anything in space.
of 89 votes, 71% like it
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|
(on back)
Just trying to stay ahead of the weather.
of 70 votes, 50% like it
|
Real Ghost Writers use invisible ink.
of 79 votes, 63% like it
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Don't ask a Zombie for a hand if he's chewing on one.
of 87 votes, 53% like it
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Taking pictures from the side is how I gain perspective.
of 77 votes, 60% like it
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On the other hand, there could be a glove.
of 87 votes, 68% like it
|
Since I don't know what you're thinking, the answer is subjective
of 74 votes, 45% like it
|
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Some triangles are so acute!
of 78 votes, 53% like it
|
Why is it that I always seem to ask rhetorical questions?
of 83 votes, 65% like it
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If you ask a zombie for a hand, you better specify HELP is needed
of 81 votes, 53% like it
|
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(on back) I'm 10 steps ahead of you (actual distance may vary)
of 77 votes, 74% like it
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I'm not above getting down.
of 79 votes, 57% like it
|
You're just pretending to see my imaginary friend, aren't you?
of 85 votes, 60% like it
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Let's pretend it's a race!
of 62 votes, 53% like it
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How did people learn problem solving skills before video games?
of 78 votes, 68% like it
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It's THIS easy being green. (on green shirt)
of 82 votes, 67% like it
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Fiction...A NOVEL idea.
of 73 votes, 67% like it
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Instead of breaking the ice, be like a Zamboni and SMOOTH it out!
of 64 votes, 56% like it
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According to recent polls; 9 out of 10 people make up 90% of them
of 78 votes, 45% like it
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My unicycle is greener than your bike.
of 77 votes, 56% like it
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If diamonds are forever, maybe they are the secret to time travel
of 74 votes, 62% like it
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Find a penny, pick it up & all day long you'll have a penny.
of 84 votes, 62% like it
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Magazines are VOLUMES better than books!
of 72 votes, 47% like it
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Unicycles failed to help me achieve perfect balance.
of 66 votes, 53% like it
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I am "the man" that is holding me down.
of 74 votes, 46% like it
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Unicycles help me achieve perfect balance.
of 77 votes, 44% like it
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On the 3.141592654th day, God created Math.
of 104 votes, 70% like it
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Yesterdays future is a thing of the past.
of 76 votes, 59% like it
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In case it comes up, I vomit uncontrollably!
of 65 votes, 48% like it
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If this WAS Rocket Science, I'd admit to being under qualified.
of 80 votes, 66% like it
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If I were you I wouldn't be me.
of 75 votes, 59% like it
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I love Pi infinitely!
of 64 votes, 47% like it
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I have elements on my Coffee Table...Periodically
of 78 votes, 55% like it
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Watch me defy gravity...
of 71 votes, 51% like it
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It doesn't take a Rocket Surgeon to skin a few cats!
of 76 votes, 41% like it
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I'm afraid I have Hypochondraphobia.
of 86 votes, 59% like it
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I don't mean to brag, but I make a pretty mean Humble Pie!
of 93 votes, 58% like it
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I've never felt remorse...and I kind of feel bad about it.
of 97 votes, 72% like it
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You call me pumpkin one more time and I will SQUASH you!
of 75 votes, 45% like it
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On the 8th day God created Pong, and there was much rejoicing.
of 86 votes, 53% like it
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I love the thought of being thought of.
of 81 votes, 49% like it
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In the finger election, all thumbs are opposed.
of 85 votes, 47% like it
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In the finger election, all opposed say thumb.
of 79 votes, 48% like it
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I'll rue the day...when I learn what the word RUE means!
of 84 votes, 60% like it
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If life's a stage & love is blind, then I want a re-write!
of 84 votes, 55% like it
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Will work for cardboard & markers.
of 98 votes, 70% like it
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(UV)Plays well with others.
(GLOW)Doesn't play well with others.
of 82 votes, 46% like it
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Orwell was wrong about 1984.
of 91 votes, 58% like it
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Platypus: The first hybrid.
of 104 votes, 61% like it
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Life is my Amusement Park!
of 80 votes, 50% like it
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Commas are so common,
of 82 votes, 48% like it
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Money talks...when you know ventriloquism.
of 97 votes, 55% like it
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Money talks...if you know ventriloquism.
of 87 votes, 47% like it
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That really sucks...but not as much as a Black Hole!
of 91 votes, 52% like it
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Heart: Life's Metronome.
of 89 votes, 60% like it
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Let your heart be life's metronome.
of 79 votes, 46% like it
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Somebody Else.
of 76 votes, 43% like it
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Geppetto really pulls my strings!
of 87 votes, 49% like it
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(on back) I am ahead of you in the Human Race.
of 115 votes, 77% like it
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Walking is more fun on an autopedescalator.
of 73 votes, 47% like it
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I borrowed my originality.
of 90 votes, 60% like it
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Guitars don't fret.
of 96 votes, 67% like it
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I am Senator Reed Thatcher
of 93 votes, 34% like it
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Professional Cheater
(I ALWAYS WIN)
of 97 votes, 41% like it
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I got a gold metal in Alchemy.
of 122 votes, 70% like it
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I got a gold medal in Alchemy.
of 99 votes, 52% like it
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Narwhal: Proof of Unicorns & Darwinian Evolution Theory.
of 99 votes, 46% like it
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Despite popular belief, cheaters win occasionally.
of 94 votes, 55% like it
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(on back)
This is where my jet-pack goes.
of 113 votes, 66% like it
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I wonder how vegans feel about carnivorous plants.
of 118 votes, 69% like it
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Some things are easier DONE than SAID!
of 89 votes, 53% like it
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Cannibals eat this stuff up
of 94 votes, 56% like it
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AMNESIA! The thought never crossed my mind.
of 170 votes, 72% like it
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Capitalism just makes $ense
of 91 votes, 45% like it
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Capitalism just makes cents
of 88 votes, 48% like it
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Honorably Mentioned
of 80 votes, 56% like it
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Professional Marathon Watcher
of 75 votes, 49% like it
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Only human...for NOW!
of 77 votes, 49% like it
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My ennui was cured on Wii.
of 74 votes, 53% like it
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Cursed ALUMINUM! I've been foiled again!
of 103 votes, 74% like it
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An apple a day. What do doctors have against citrus?
of 82 votes, 45% like it
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Keepin' it Surreal
of 97 votes, 71% like it
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Prevent animal cruelty...Stop poaching eggs.
of 87 votes, 49% like it
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Superman < Kryptonite
of 91 votes, 45% like it
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I'd rather be roasting marshmallows.
of 81 votes, 48% like it
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You read potato, I read potato. This might work better out loud.
of 97 votes, 66% like it
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You say potato...I say it differently.
of 88 votes, 45% like it
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Reading...now there's a Novel idea.
of 87 votes, 57% like it
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Walking saves the world...one step at a time.
of 93 votes, 46% like it
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There's probably a rule against it in Leviticus.
of 88 votes, 49% like it
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I like my rainy days dehydrated
of 79 votes, 44% like it
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Obligatory Zombie T-Shirt
of 82 votes, 48% like it
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Holy Ampersand Batman!
of 87 votes, 52% like it
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If my Flux Capacitor was working, I wouldn't have gotten a ticket
of 91 votes, 53% like it
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Don't just do something...stand there
of 87 votes, 59% like it
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My "inner monologue" is "sarcastic".
of 85 votes, 52% like it
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My inner monologue is smirking.
of 79 votes, 56% like it
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I tend to try.
of 74 votes, 45% like it
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If only I had Basic Skills
of 81 votes, 47% like it
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Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might get this shirt...
of 77 votes, 43% like it
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You smell like rainbows...dirty, dirty rainbows!
of 74 votes, 49% like it
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No proof that Unicorns are real, but check out my real Nagahide!
of 77 votes, 44% like it
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I throw around exclamation points like they are snowballs!!!!!!!!
of 88 votes, 52% like it
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Everything I need to know, I learned from Marty McFly
of 84 votes, 54% like it
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Marty McFly changed my life
of 82 votes, 44% like it
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Psychics & Meteorologists agree...vagueness is where it's at!
of 91 votes, 53% like it
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A rotating lithodial fragment acquires no lichen
of 89 votes, 51% like it
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I thought it was custom to hide stuff but Customs didn't think so
of 95 votes, 54% like it
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This shirt helped me accomplish the goal of getting dressed today
of 89 votes, 49% like it
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This IS my good shirt!
of 89 votes, 46% like it
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I am invisible when you aren't looking.
of 93 votes, 54% like it
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I bet you've got a lot of nice ties
of 74 votes, 47% like it
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What the ASTRIX, POUND-SIGN, EXCLAMATION POINT, SEMI-COLON
of 85 votes, 49% like it
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The future is coming, whether you like it or not.
of 83 votes, 57% like it
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Textually active & Virus free
of 96 votes, 51% like it
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That's not going to come off in the shower...
of 92 votes, 39% like it
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It's not the shirt that makes me look fat.
of 93 votes, 38% like it
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Of course it's true...I read it on Wikipedia!
of 87 votes, 52% like it
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I pee in public (restrooms)
of 101 votes, 48% like it
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Everyone pees in the pool
of 99 votes, 43% like it
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This could have no meaning at all. Keep reading to see if it...
of 95 votes, 42% like it
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Persistence Is Useful
of 90 votes, 40% like it
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Exo-Skeleton
of 88 votes, 40% like it
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I'd give my left testicle to win the Tour De France
of 97 votes, 43% like it
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Following in my shadows footsteps.
of 92 votes, 37% like it
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I climb things
of 89 votes, 40% like it
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Esta camisa es en español
of 92 votes, 41% like it
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I've seen Big Foot
of 88 votes, 40% like it
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If you are reading this, than I have served my purpose. (DECOY)
of 96 votes, 49% like it
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Do you have a better shirt I could borrow?
of 90 votes, 46% like it
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Some day this shirt probably won't fit me.
of 92 votes, 48% like it
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I like to read...and it seems you do too.
of 96 votes, 57% like it
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Does this slogan make my shirt look tacky?
of 97 votes, 45% like it
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Non-Fiction is happening now
of 94 votes, 56% like it
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I may or may not be invisible under this shirt.
of 95 votes, 43% like it
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