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Stef_311
Stef_311 aka Stefanie has been a member since July 5, 2006, has scored 6,992 submissions, giving an average score of 1.62, helping 86 designs get printed.
Your band name is stupid.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
Wearer carries less than $5 in cash.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
I haven't shaved since Monday, can you tell?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Every time you sing, a baby dies.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Your singing voice makes me want to kick a puppy.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
I know I have the right to remain silent...just put me in the car
of 29 votes, 17% like it
I wish I weren't so lazy...whatever.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
demonstrating mediocrity since 19-something-or-other
of 52 votes, 23% like it
I'd like to think this shirt says something about me.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
Cover your eyes, no one can see me leave...
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Reading my shirt makes me angry...
of 48 votes, 6% like it
Wash your hands first
of 48 votes, 17% like it
I'm trying to find my power animal...
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Clone #7
of 48 votes, 21% like it
My emo lawn cuts itself
of 48 votes, 29% like it
My girlfriend changed the locks...
of 48 votes, 17% like it
Don't look at me, I'm undercover.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
Stop staring. I don't have boobs.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
If at first you don't succeed...Blame it on your parents!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
My parents got divorced and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
Dyslexic Christians await the arrival of the Blam of Dog
of 48 votes, 8% like it
I can't remember your name either.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
I found your missing kitty. It was delicious.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Do you want to be the big spoon, or the little spoon?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
I hate this shirt. Can I wear yours?
of 48 votes, 25% like it
I named my tumor after you.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
I got lost at the fair, but I found myself in the hall of mirrors
of 49 votes, 22% like it
Your deams are my reality...you're sick.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
Everyone had a bad feeling about it... but we did it anyway.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
I got stung by a platypus.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
You'll all be sorry when I discover my powers...
of 47 votes, 21% like it
You'll all be sorry when I discover my mutant powers...
of 47 votes, 19% like it
I have never washed this shirt.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
Remind me to wear pants...
of 47 votes, 21% like it
This shirt makes me happy.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
This can't be a dream...I'm not naked.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
Beware the Emo lollipop. Lick it once and you suck forever.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
Wearer carries less than $30 in cash.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
If you can't say something nice, it must be about Bush.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
I learned English from MadLibs
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Celebrate your muscles. Throttle a moron.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Vacuums suck. Fans blow. Zombies bite.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
I'm wearing my favorite underwear.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
A shower a day keeps the hippies away.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
I wouldn't trust me either.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
I Google myself regularly.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
Music calms the savage beast, talk radio pisses him off.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
An apple a day keeps your insurance from screwing you over.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Beware the lollipop of Emo. Lick it once and you suck forever.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Bringing back stupid, one day at a time...
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Dodgeball = Hit the fat kid.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Don't drink water, it makes you pee!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Easier than clubbing baby seals.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Educating mammals since 1984.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
I could mutate at any time...
of 34 votes, 18% like it
I found your missing puppy. It was delicious.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I was the blue light special.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
I'll just be over here.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I'm easily distracted. ...what were you saying?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
it's CAPTAIN no-pants to you!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
my left side is the good one
of 30 votes, 20% like it
Negative people suck.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Shhh! I'm wearing a wire
of 36 votes, 19% like it
The itsy-bitsy spider laid eggs in my brain.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
They let me out early for good behavior.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
This shirt won first prize.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Winning isn't everything, but it sure helps morale.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Yeah, they're real.
of 32 votes, 25% like it

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