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shakethesheets aka blank inside is a 25.05 year old girl, has been a member since July 4, 2006, has scored 22,522 submissions, giving an average score of 2.11, helping 492 designs get printed.
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Poems by Alwin with doodles from JeffreyG here!

Mike Bautista will make you a comic, doodle, or (maybe) a flipbook here!

$1 No-reference custom drawings from Mr. Omair I. Pear here!

Johnny Baboon will make one framed portrait! "The work itself will be more involved than 10mins and probably be a strange water color/pen combo. and I have a frame that i can use for it too." $40 including shipping - paypal to threadless.bloggerraiser at gmail dot com

Ryder Revolution will make you a 30 minute vector portrait! It can be of you, or someone else, with your favorite animal! $30 for this 30 minute portrait, you can paypal threadless.bloggerraiser at gmail dot com immediately or email Ryder at revolution at ryderdoty dot com to discuss the portrait or request a physical copy

Julie Jeremiah will make 1.5 inch custom buttons/badges "made using my super elite B*Stylin Button Maker (girls ages 8+). (Not professional quality, but pretty close, I promise!)" She says "Send or link me to the artwork you'd like! Feel totally free to violate copyright, i don't care." - 2 totally custom buttons for $5 + $2 shipping - paypal threadless.bloggerraiser at gmail dot com or email Julie at purple_toast at hotmail dot com to discuss further!

Hanna Sleepyfeet will make a 10 minute custom drawn and colored monster doodle/drawing! "They will mostly be friendly monsters but I acknowledge that unfriendly monsters do indeed exist." Just send any specifications you want (color, clothes, etc.) to Hanna at hannabear at gmail dot com, and send $5 for a full sized monster (8.5x11 inches) $4 for a half-sheet sized monster, or $3 for a fourth sheet sized monster to threadless.bloggerraiser at gmail dot com + $1 if you want it shipped!


Hey! new Bloggerraiser idear:

you sign up to do 10 minute (or another time-frame, or none) custom portraits, sketches, doodles, poems, songs, or whatever else you might want to offer for someone, set your own rules for what information you want the buyer to provide, and a price ($5, $10, $20, auction, whatever)

these could be purely for online - for songs, you could do an mp3, or play for someone on youtube or something, the portraits, doodles, or sketches can just be online, or you could have the option of mailing the concrete thing to the buyer, which I'm sure some people would love, but it doesn't have to be required.

you're welcome to do this on your own & send the funds to the bloggerraiser, or - Sign up!

send an email with "bloggerraiser10" in the title to threadless.bloggerraiser at gmail dot com including the following:

1. threadname / name & email you want posted on the blog

2. short description of what you want to sell - 10 minute custom color portraits, pen doodles, custom poems, comics, anything!

3. what info would you like the buyer to provide? a word or idea (dinosaurs, the fall of the roman empire, etc), a picture of themselves or someone else, or whatever they want?

4. price! if you're putting in a lot of effort or more than 10 minutes or so, don't sell yourself short with $5. if you can easily do a bunch of them then $5 or $10 might be best!

5. shipping? if you're interested in mailing out something physical (not Olivia Newton John, please), or if a buyer requests it, you could charge a few more bucks for each piece & set a shipping price?

6. anything else? should people contact you through email or just post on the blog? are you only available to do a certain amount? do you need to wait until a certain time to start? do you want to complete one at a time before another can be purchased? let me know!
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tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:02am
great idea!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:03am
i'd feel bad having people spend money on my crap drawrings, though :-p
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 02 '10 at 11:04am
your drawrings are not crap! they are clever & adorable!



plus, you can just look at it as they're making a donation to the bloggeraiser, and you're drawing them something to thank them for that :)
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:05am
i'll sell classy jeffreyg nudes. i've got plenty of them from chicago.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:08am
hot
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 02 '10 at 11:08am
I guess I could write a poem or something.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 02 '10 at 11:10am
I'm imagining that said in the saddest possible voice, alwin, so please do not be so despondent
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 02 '10 at 11:10am
that would be crazee!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Mar 02 '10 at 11:11am
I'll write you a check to make people stay home
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 02 '10 at 11:11am
I'd pay 10 bucks to see that
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 02 '10 at 11:13am
I think that's just because of my avatar, Becca.



Jackanapes mk.II on Mar 02 '10 at 11:11am

That sounds more like buttsex than a collaboration, Jeff.




Same diff.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 02 '10 at 11:14am
And I'll try not to write too abstractly.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 02 '10 at 11:16am
ain't nothin wrong with abstract



but, like, an ode to a unicycling walrus is also cool
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:38am
The wind whispers on the hills of weeping willows

The fire burns the castle as the sun sets below the rolling sea

You stare into the flames of eternity as I stare deep into your eyes

I move in slowly and tap that ass. I tap it good.



*puff*



tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:38am
Thank you. Please tip your waitress.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:40am
i ejaculate smoke, like a dragon
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Mar 02 '10 at 11:41am
Jackanapes mk.II on Mar 02 '10 at 11:40am

I thought the *puff* was your ejaculation, Bri-bri.




It comes out as a vapour?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:42am
my sperm is pure energy
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Mar 02 '10 at 11:44am
It comes out as a laser?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Mar 02 '10 at 11:45am
a majority of the cold war was based around the threat that i would impregnate the entire female russian population through pure will
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Mar 02 '10 at 12:03pm
I could do $5 i ifllustrations/letters.

like, the buyer could tell me what they wanted an illustration of, and I'd do it in ink and watercolour, and I could write a bit of a letter on the back they wanted. They'd probably be like Kevin's letter, but more pictures, less words.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 02 '10 at 2:08pm
shakethesheets on Mar 02 '10 at 11:16am

ain't nothin wrong with abstract



but, like, an ode to a unicycling walrus is also cool




An Ode to the Walrus Unicycling



one was better

than two

he had nothing

to hang onto

but his own

flippers

the smell of sand

crushed into the

solitary wheel

clumsy

careening over

a sea cliff

the feathers laugh

he thinks:



"I wish my razor

hadn't broken

this morning"

shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 03 '10 at 8:40am
♥♥♥ awwww poor walrus



& YES amelia! that would be fantastic. and you could partner with alwin or another writerofthings or write someone's favorite song lyrics or something if you didn't have something to say. although I'm sure your own words are marvellous anyway, so no worries :)
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Mar 03 '10 at 9:03am
If someone would do a sketch of my horse, I would pay 20 bucks (I need something for mom's b-day)



I would also be willing to buy other things from you people.



Or, if people want to mail me their hands, I would be willing to paint nails...





...just sayin'.
HorsefaceDee
   HorsefaceDee on Mar 03 '10 at 9:25am
so how does this thing work?...I could donate my horse drawing skillz
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Mar 03 '10 at 11:50am
Mmm I have a 1.5-inch button maker, so I could make some custom button/badges if people want....but yeah, i don't know how this all works either! :O
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 03 '10 at 1:06pm
that would be radtastic, julie!



what does everyone want? each person can post their own blog & set their own rules, or email me and we can work it out & post everything together... thoughts?
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Mar 03 '10 at 1:16pm
It'd probably be easier if someone posted one blog with the descriptions of sale items, prices, and contact emails all in one place. It probably needs to be coordinated by whoever has access to the paypal account so they can confirm payment.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 03 '10 at 1:59pm
signup info @ the top!
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Mar 03 '10 at 2:10pm
this sounds like a good cause. i'll draw someone something
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 03 '10 at 2:46pm
excellent!
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Mar 03 '10 at 5:59pm
Ok, I emailed you!
jess4002
jess4002 on Mar 03 '10 at 9:23pm
i would love to do something for the bloggeraiser..but i have no skills. booOooOooo.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Mar 03 '10 at 9:26pm
I'm tempted to try to make some stuffz



not sure if the stuffz will become thingz
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Mar 03 '10 at 9:26pm
*emailed
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 03 '10 at 10:45pm
you can buy some of the awesome stuffs, jess!
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 03 '10 at 10:45pm
got yer emails, thanks!
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Mar 03 '10 at 10:46pm
this is a cool dudes idea, Becca! I love it!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 03 '10 at 10:49pm
This sounds awesome! I wanna help out with this but I'm busy so I'm just comment in here so I can back to this after I'm finished with this essay.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 04 '10 at 9:00am
:D
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 04 '10 at 4:09pm
Alright! I finished my essay (it was horrible), so now I have time to get back on this. I'm up to do anything, anything. I could list how I'd like to go about it. Would you rather I make my own blog for it or e-mail you?
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Mar 04 '10 at 4:38pm
I could do hopefully good covers of songs you choose or sommat.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 04 '10 at 4:48pm
either way is good, mike!



awesome, othermike!
3 days later
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 08 '10 at 12:13pm
!
5 days later
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 13 '10 at 11:35pm
?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 14 '10 at 7:50pm
It's finals week this week, but once I'm through, I'll write up a blog. Sorry, I'm totally lagging.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Mar 14 '10 at 8:08pm
not at all! it's a busy time. whenever anyone can get around to participating, it's most appreciated! all the bloggerraiser stuff is starting earlier this year than before, anyway. no need to be sorry :)



also whoa, finals? you have another semester ahead?
mike bautista
mike bautista on Mar 14 '10 at 8:21pm
I'm on the same boat as Alvin. Not finals, but just really busy :/
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Mar 14 '10 at 8:22pm
i emailed you about doing this and i would also like to buy some sort of artz from someone. i need stuffs for my walls.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 14 '10 at 8:36pm
We're on the quarter system. Ten weeks per quarters means that things sort of fly by pretty quickly. This week is finals, next week is Spring Break, and then it's my last quarter.

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Steve The Great on Feb 04 '10 at 8:28pm
I think becca's the kind of girl I would want to get snowed in with.




just sayin