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scottv aka Scott VanDenPlas is a 31.1 year old boy, has been a member since July 4, 2006, has scored 22976 submissions, giving an average score of 1.31.
  Jan 21 '09 by scottv        191 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
That's right, I've gone rogue. I'm a renegade. I'm holding my own, personal, loves competition.



Here's the competition:

ScottV loves animal attacks. I want to see your best design of animals attacking speedy joe. Heavy preference toward multiple animals attacking at one time. For instance, speedy standing on a pier, being eaten by a shark, mauled by a bear, and gored by a cougar... would probably win.

The prize: it probably won't be printed, but I'll send you a gift card or a high five or something.

Post your subs in this thread.

UPDATE: Deadline February 14th.
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scottv
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 12:16pm
I'm raising the stakes.

- $100 Giftcard for Threadless
- A 23 Count box of Abba-Zaba candy bars (it would be 24, but speedy is eating one)
- A lock of Speedy's hair
- Two 1GB sticks of RAM for a 24 inch iMac
- "Speedy Joe's Sweatin to the 80's" workout video on DVD*

Keep the subs coming, I will continue to attempt to make the prizes even more enticing. We have an extra special one planned for tomorrow.




* There is a chance he will not record this.
fatheed
   fatheed on Jan 22 '09 at 12:18pm
Hahahah
polarizeme
polarizeme on Jan 22 '09 at 12:19pm
I'm so happy to be a part of this.

Scott, I know this is an inappropriate place to ask, but will you run away with me? let's get married.
JeF
JeF on Jan 22 '09 at 12:26pm
That's right, I've gone rogue.

You're like the Sarah Palin of Skinnycorp Scott.
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Jan 22 '09 at 12:29pm
anyway you can post some pics of joe for reference?
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Jan 22 '09 at 12:30pm
or should i just draw what I imagine he might look like

i've seen him in many product shots but am too lazy to go find them :(
scottv
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 12:40pm





davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Jan 22 '09 at 12:41pm
sweeet. thanks.
scottv
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 12:47pm
Here's an action shot:

zipperking
   zipperking on Jan 22 '09 at 12:50pm
oh yeah...it's officially official!
Poor Speedy :( - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
againstbound
   againstbound on Jan 22 '09 at 12:51pm
^Hahaha, Jon, you're my hero!
polarizeme
polarizeme on Jan 22 '09 at 1:32pm


definitely my favourite of the action shots.
aycacha
aycacha on Jan 22 '09 at 3:24pm
may i please try an abba-zaba candy bar too?
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jan 22 '09 at 3:44pm
I went with the basilisk as well -

scottv
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 4:17pm
Ok, the Abba-Zaba bars are going fast. We're down to 22, Ayca has claimed one more. We will make up for it though with the prize to be disclosed tomorrow. It is an awesome one.
scottv
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 4:19pm
Also, ISABOA, I like where you are headed with that. If, perhaps, a crow were to pluck out Speedy's eye in this same scene, this has a much better chance of winning due to the multiple animal goring preference.
ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Jan 22 '09 at 4:22pm
the action shot is awesome
Goldendust
Goldendust on Jan 22 '09 at 5:05pm
Lol... Zipperking is awesome. As are Joe's Karate skills...
Leroy_Hornblower
   Leroy_Hornblower on Jan 22 '09 at 5:06pm
* There is a chance he will not record this.

You might find more people willing to do this if we can get a guarantee that Joe will make an 80's workout video.
scottv
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 7:48pm
Leroy, you would not believe how hard I am pushing for that. I think once he's got a couple of candy bars in him, there is probably no stopping it from happening.
bsweber
   bsweber on Jan 22 '09 at 7:50pm
forrealol
jess4002
jess4002 on Jan 22 '09 at 7:52pm
this blog/competition is full of awesome.
Leroy_Hornblower
   Leroy_Hornblower on Jan 22 '09 at 7:55pm
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 7:48pm
Leroy, you would not believe how hard I am pushing for that. I think once he's got a couple of candy bars in him, there is probably no stopping it from happening.


I hope he does decide to do it. I've already come up with a costume idea. How could anyone not want to dance in this:

Dance outfit
pilihp
   pilihp on Jan 22 '09 at 8:04pm
i'm very tempted to do this :)
Sarcasticatbest
Sarcasticatbest on Jan 22 '09 at 8:30pm
pilihp on Jan 22 '09 at 8:04pm
i'm very tempted doing to do this :)
Sqiud
Sqiud on Jan 22 '09 at 8:40pm
lol @ the beetle going for the "kill"

i am going to do this, because it is win
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Jan 22 '09 at 11:43pm
Can I have the RAM and a bootlegged copy of the video??
Johnny Baboon
   Johnny Baboon on Jan 23 '09 at 12:32am
oh no joe

oh no joe
polarizeme
polarizeme on Jan 23 '09 at 12:46am
I think there should be a penalty for Speedy if he doesn't make the workout video...

...and I think that penalty should be to make him work on a windows 95 machine for the entire month of Feb.
we're tech... we can do this, right? right.

*cough*
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jan 23 '09 at 1:22am
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jan 23 '09 at 1:22am
thats supposed to be a wolverine
Sqiud
Sqiud on Jan 23 '09 at 3:28am
its a squirrelfox

same thing i guess
Gar0
   Gar0 on Jan 23 '09 at 9:53am
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rhythmdev9
rhythmdev9 on Jan 23 '09 at 9:55am
this is epic how did i not notice it till now...
Chengui
   Chengui on Jan 23 '09 at 10:20am
I just did the most rediculous sketch of speedy....
scottv
scottv on Jan 23 '09 at 10:50am
Update: It is confirmed, the workout video is being made.
jess4002
jess4002 on Jan 23 '09 at 10:51am
fantastic! will it be a 45 minute workout video?
scottv
scottv on Jan 23 '09 at 11:47am
Abba zaba!!

And I highly doubt it will be 45 minutes long.
Demented
   Demented on Jan 23 '09 at 12:00pm
Oh snap that looks tasty
againstbound
   againstbound on Jan 23 '09 at 12:02pm
Ah Garo, I had a similar idea!
scottv
scottv on Jan 23 '09 at 5:03pm
Ok, I know I said I would have a new prize today, but speedy is dragging his feet. Joseph Speedrew the Third is the one at fault here, but I promise it will be awesome.
pilihp
   pilihp on Jan 23 '09 at 5:16pm
well... i started drawing joe, but i got stuck trying to think of ways for animals to maul him. so, i decided to skin him to the bones for now.

Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 23 '09 at 5:57pm
Geez, poor Joe.
Lonkiponk
Lonkiponk on Jan 24 '09 at 7:07am
after reading about the 80's video i started working on something.
Should be ready soon.
roadkill3d
   roadkill3d on Jan 24 '09 at 7:10am
This is the best LOVES ever.
Lonkiponk
Lonkiponk on Jan 24 '09 at 8:30am
Instead of several animals mauling Joe, I made one fantasy animal that is a mashup of several animals.
Photobucket
oooh poor Joe.
Lonkiponk
Lonkiponk on Jan 24 '09 at 12:35pm
oh well.
Why not.

not so speedy joe - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Jan 24 '09 at 12:53pm
That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Mountain Gnome
Mountain Gnome on Jan 24 '09 at 4:14pm
Hey Lonkiponk does your creature have a name?
Lonkiponk
Lonkiponk on Jan 25 '09 at 6:41am
I suppose it is a jackebawastiger....

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