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scottv aka Scott VanDenPlas is a 33.59 year old boy, has been a member since July 4, 2006, has scored 33,105 submissions, giving an average score of 1.41, helping 308 designs get printed.

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Jan 21 '09 by scottv
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My own personal ScottV Loves competition

That's right, I've gone rogue. I'm a renegade. I'm holding my own, personal, loves competition.

Here's the competition:

ScottV loves animal attacks. I want to see your best design of animals attacking speedy joe. Heavy preference toward multiple animals attacking at one time. For instance, speedy standing on a pier, being eaten by a shark, mauled by a bear, and gored by a cougar... would probably win.

The prize: it probably won't be printed, but I'll send you a gift card or a high five or something.

Post your subs in this thread.

UPDATE: Deadline February 14th.

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speedyjvw on Jan 21 '09 at 3:34pm

wheres dick firestorm when you need him?

kayceislost on Jan 21 '09 at 3:35pm

Best. loves. ever.

martiandrivein on Jan 21 '09 at 3:36pm

yes... yes... and also. Hi!

davidfromdallas on Jan 21 '09 at 3:36pm

wow. wish this was for real.

speedyjvw on Jan 21 '09 at 3:37pm

davidfromdallas on Jan 21 '09 at 3:36pm

wow. wish this was for real.

it is

TheInfamousBaka on Jan 21 '09 at 3:38pm

I want a high five please. With explosion included.

Demented on Jan 21 '09 at 3:38pm

Actually that description would make a perfect emptee's shirt if you add buckets of gore and goo.

Chengui on Jan 21 '09 at 3:39pm

On it.

speedyjvw on Jan 21 '09 at 3:40pm

this is basically happening cuz i was too lazy to make this, as punishment he is making the animals attack me

scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 3:41pm

It is for real, I will send you a giftcard for sure.

I'll even sweeten the deal, I'll literally send the winner candy. Maybe even a box of Abba-Zaba bars.

davidfromdallas on Jan 21 '09 at 3:42pm

done.

againstbound on Jan 21 '09 at 3:42pm

I might give it a shot.

NomadSlim on Jan 21 '09 at 3:43pm

I am going to win this shit.

Demented on Jan 21 '09 at 3:53pm

Oh it's on!

scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 3:53pm

krokun on Jan 21 '09 at 3:54pm

What ever happened to Lorenzo Lamas?

d3d on Jan 21 '09 at 3:56pm

you're a loose cannon. you're just asking for jake to confiscate your badge and gun. i'd like to give this a shot though if i get a chance.

ISABOA on Jan 21 '09 at 4:01pm

i draw pictures of joe getting mauled for fun

so this is like getting candy for breathing

scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 4:18pm

I just ordered these.

Speedy has never had one, so consider it a 23 count box.

spacesick 2 on Jan 21 '09 at 4:31pm

joe is trained to defend against animal attacks of any kind/speed/viscosity

Demented on Jan 21 '09 at 4:33pm

Here's badass handlebar-moustached joe, getting attacked in his swim shorts, by a shark, a bear(thingie), eagle, seasnake and a little gnome.

jublin on Jan 21 '09 at 4:33pm

ISABOA on Jan 21 '09 at 4:35pm

demented, that is one inspired piece of mauling there

sonmi on Jan 21 '09 at 4:36pm

ISABOA on Jan 21 '09 at 4:51pm

that beetle is going for the kill

Demented on Jan 21 '09 at 4:51pm

Ahahahaha that thing sucking on the arm is too awesome xD

I tried to find the speedy joe tattoo version of the shirt mockup, but no luck.

scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 4:52pm

oh man, what is that thing doing to his left arm?

mimi on Jan 21 '09 at 5:11pm

Bahahahahahah, I love this thread!

dhendy on Jan 21 '09 at 6:07pm

I love the bird in nicke's drawing, but the beaver is effin awesome.

Nice work!

skaw on Jan 21 '09 at 6:14pm

Rules!

zipperking on Jan 21 '09 at 6:23pm

the most adorable mauling...EVER!

scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 6:50pm

That is the most adorable narwhal mauling I have seen today.

ir0cko on Jan 21 '09 at 6:52pm

hahahaha!

polarizeme on Jan 22 '09 at 2:03am

bahaha. my vote, so far, is on the narwhal impalement.

[+duracell-] on Jan 22 '09 at 2:16am

what is the gift card?

hopefully not $10 to Old Navy :(

ivejustquitsmoking on Jan 22 '09 at 4:29am

whoa, thanks for the idea :)

beanie-o on Jan 22 '09 at 9:18am

Love the narwhal. It makes you say 'Awww' as it kills you.

hello.kristen on Jan 22 '09 at 9:33am

i have to agree with brianne. there's something hilarious and adorable about death by cuteness.

that being said, all the entries are cracking me up!

this thread is a cause for celebration.

sonmi on Jan 22 '09 at 9:40am

i like that you can see joe's foot inside of nicke's snake dude. also, what IS that thing doing to joe's left arm? lololol. it reminds me of a weird moment in the yellow submarine or something.

Demented on Jan 22 '09 at 10:28am

Awesome stuff zipper xD

davidfromdallas on Jan 22 '09 at 10:46am

zipper. ACE. when's the deadline again? mine's on the way :)

scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 10:53am

I never actually set a deadline, lets say February 14th. It is my Valentine's Day gift to Speedy!

Gar0 on Jan 22 '09 at 10:55am

dang, I'm stupid until February 14th, can you extend to when I'm more bright?

valorandvellum on Jan 22 '09 at 10:55am

Hahahaha!! These all need to be subbed.

davidfromdallas on Jan 22 '09 at 11:00am

good date.

sonmi on Jan 22 '09 at 11:07am

does zonmi get any award for drawing joe in his natural state?

untitled number seven - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

lordog on Jan 22 '09 at 11:12am

hahaha, sub 'em!

scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 11:36am

I 100% endorse subbing these for scoring.

scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 12:16pm

I'm raising the stakes.

- $100 Giftcard for Threadless

- A 23 Count box of Abba-Zaba candy bars (it would be 24, but speedy is eating one)

- A lock of Speedy's hair

- Two 1GB sticks of RAM for a 24 inch iMac

- "Speedy Joe's Sweatin to the 80's" workout video on DVD*

Keep the subs coming, I will continue to attempt to make the prizes even more enticing. We have an extra special one planned for tomorrow.

* There is a chance he will not record this.

fatheed on Jan 22 '09 at 12:18pm

Hahahah

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