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scottv aka Scott VanDenPlas is a 31.05 year old boy, has been a member since July 4, 2006, has scored 22975 submissions, giving an average score of 1.31.
  Jan 21 '09 by scottv        191 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
That's right, I've gone rogue. I'm a renegade. I'm holding my own, personal, loves competition.



Here's the competition:

ScottV loves animal attacks. I want to see your best design of animals attacking speedy joe. Heavy preference toward multiple animals attacking at one time. For instance, speedy standing on a pier, being eaten by a shark, mauled by a bear, and gored by a cougar... would probably win.

The prize: it probably won't be printed, but I'll send you a gift card or a high five or something.

Post your subs in this thread.

UPDATE: Deadline February 14th.
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speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Jan 21 '09 at 3:34pm
wheres dick firestorm when you need him?
kayceislost
kayceislost on Jan 21 '09 at 3:35pm
Best. loves. ever.
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Jan 21 '09 at 3:36pm
yes... yes... and also. Hi!
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Jan 21 '09 at 3:36pm
wow. wish this was for real.
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Jan 21 '09 at 3:37pm
davidfromdallas on Jan 21 '09 at 3:36pm
wow. wish this was for real.


it is
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Jan 21 '09 at 3:38pm
I want a high five please. With explosion included.
Demented
   Demented on Jan 21 '09 at 3:38pm
Actually that description would make a perfect emptee's shirt if you add buckets of gore and goo.
Chengui
   Chengui on Jan 21 '09 at 3:39pm
On it.
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Jan 21 '09 at 3:40pm
this is basically happening cuz i was too lazy to make this, as punishment he is making the animals attack me
scottv
scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 3:41pm
It is for real, I will send you a giftcard for sure.

I'll even sweeten the deal, I'll literally send the winner candy. Maybe even a box of Abba-Zaba bars.
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Jan 21 '09 at 3:42pm
done.
againstbound
   againstbound on Jan 21 '09 at 3:42pm
I might give it a shot.
NomadSlim
   NomadSlim on Jan 21 '09 at 3:43pm
I am going to win this shit.
Demented
   Demented on Jan 21 '09 at 3:53pm
Oh it's on!
scottv
scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 3:53pm
krokun
krokun on Jan 21 '09 at 3:54pm
What ever happened to Lorenzo Lamas?
d3d
   d3d on Jan 21 '09 at 3:56pm
you're a loose cannon. you're just asking for jake to confiscate your badge and gun. i'd like to give this a shot though if i get a chance.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jan 21 '09 at 4:01pm
i draw pictures of joe getting mauled for fun

so this is like getting candy for breathing

scottv
scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 4:18pm
I just ordered these.

Speedy has never had one, so consider it a 23 count box.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Jan 21 '09 at 4:31pm
joe is trained to defend against animal attacks of any kind/speed/viscosity
Demented
   Demented on Jan 21 '09 at 4:33pm
Here's badass handlebar-moustached joe, getting attacked in his swim shorts, by a shark, a bear(thingie), eagle, seasnake and a little gnome.


jublin
   jublin on Jan 21 '09 at 4:33pm
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jan 21 '09 at 4:35pm
demented, that is one inspired piece of mauling there
sonmi
   sonmi on Jan 21 '09 at 4:36pm
5$
nicke
nicke on Jan 21 '09 at 4:50pm
I'm oh so bad at drawing:



But it's a giant snake + crapped on by ugly bird + rabid beaver going for the head + ugly bear and weird fishbird eating arms + beetle going for the elbow. I felt really cruel doing this
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jan 21 '09 at 4:51pm
that beetle is going for the kill
Demented
   Demented on Jan 21 '09 at 4:51pm
Ahahahaha that thing sucking on the arm is too awesome xD


I tried to find the speedy joe tattoo version of the shirt mockup, but no luck.
scottv
scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 4:52pm
oh man, what is that thing doing to his left arm?
mimi
mimi on Jan 21 '09 at 5:11pm
Bahahahahahah, I love this thread!
dhenderl
dhenderl on Jan 21 '09 at 6:07pm
I love the bird in nicke's drawing, but the beaver is effin awesome.
Nice work!
skaw
   skaw on Jan 21 '09 at 6:14pm
Rules!
zipperking
   zipperking on Jan 21 '09 at 6:23pm
the most adorable mauling...EVER!

speedy-mauled
scottv
scottv on Jan 21 '09 at 6:50pm
That is the most adorable narwhal mauling I have seen today.
ir0cko
   ir0cko on Jan 21 '09 at 6:52pm
hahahaha!
nicke
nicke on Jan 21 '09 at 6:57pm
That narwhal looks so serene! And the polar bear so playful! I'm glad I got my picture up before having to come into work, feels like I achieved something. I really want Ginette to get in on this
polarizeme
polarizeme on Jan 22 '09 at 2:03am
bahaha. my vote, so far, is on the narwhal impalement.
[+duracell-]
[+duracell-] on Jan 22 '09 at 2:16am
what is the gift card?
hopefully not $10 to Old Navy :(
ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Jan 22 '09 at 4:29am
whoa, thanks for the idea :)
beanie-o
beanie-o on Jan 22 '09 at 9:18am
Love the narwhal. It makes you say 'Awww' as it kills you.
hello.kristen
hello.kristen on Jan 22 '09 at 9:33am
i have to agree with brianne. there's something hilarious and adorable about death by cuteness.

that being said, all the entries are cracking me up!

this thread is a cause for celebration.
sonmi
   sonmi on Jan 22 '09 at 9:40am
i like that you can see joe's foot inside of nicke's snake dude. also, what IS that thing doing to joe's left arm? lololol. it reminds me of a weird moment in the yellow submarine or something.
Demented
   Demented on Jan 22 '09 at 10:28am
Awesome stuff zipper xD
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Jan 22 '09 at 10:46am
zipper. ACE. when's the deadline again? mine's on the way :)
scottv
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 10:53am
I never actually set a deadline, lets say February 14th. It is my Valentine's Day gift to Speedy!
Gar0
   Gar0 on Jan 22 '09 at 10:55am
dang, I'm stupid until February 14th, can you extend to when I'm more bright?
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Jan 22 '09 at 10:55am
Hahahaha!! These all need to be subbed.
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Jan 22 '09 at 11:00am
good date.
sonmi
   sonmi on Jan 22 '09 at 11:07am
does zonmi get any award for drawing joe in his natural state?

untitled number seven - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
lordog
lordog on Jan 22 '09 at 11:12am
hahaha, sub 'em!
scottv
scottv on Jan 22 '09 at 11:36am
I 100% endorse subbing these for scoring.

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