I'm itchy in all the wrong places.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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My shrink took me to the skating rink
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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My dog has whiskers in all the wrong places
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Please join my mailing list
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES BUT I SWEAR IM NOT A NERD
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Once, I forgot to take my glasses off when showering. Funny.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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My shrink loves a drink at the skating rink
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I eat sultanas
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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You give me a headache
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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ZZ top is my real Dad
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Practice your massage skills on me
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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How good does it feel cleaning your ears with cottonbuds?
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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The world survives because of Zoloft.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Milk, Eggs, OJ, Green Tea, Cheese, Bananas, Oats.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Walking, talking anxiety sufferer.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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My shrink wears pink... I think
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Anyone for cock?
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Bobby Bean Head says No
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Who do I gotta suck round 'ere to get ahead?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I have no friends - I hate everybody equally
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I wear glasses and I am petrified of a tsunami.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Milk, Milk, Lemonade, round the corner chocolate's made...
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Socks first, THEN shoes..
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'll fantasise about you if you fantasise about me...
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Where's the cranny granny?
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Did you get the number of the bus? ... (that hit you in the face)
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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My cat has whiskers in all the wrong places
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Get off my Mom, coz I just got off yours!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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There was a little spanish flea...
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Can a man be gay without his bum knowing it?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Beer: Give your brain the night off
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I am itchy in all the wrong places
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I wish I could be Leisure Suit Larry, just for the day.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Bring back Ren & Stimpy.. please.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I say things like "Want some seafood Mama?" over &
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Dear Santa, I am the GOOD twin.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Why do worms like my bum?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Please don't come back itchiness
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Give me an A+ or go to hell.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Nana's make the best shnitzels.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I am itchy in all the wrong places.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I am gay, but my bum isn't.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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