not that i care, because i think this shirt is awesome, i should mention that on girls it does kind of look like your chest is being groped by a body-less phantom hand.

but 'tis an awesome design nevertheless!

i wore this shirt and only two people got it. i was so torn up over having to explain it to people. i was just like SEX, it means sex.

how sad is it when people don't understand the birds & the bees? do they not call it that anymore?

this reminds me of something clever that they would say on the simpsons. that's why i like it so much.

also, it exposes the truth about sofas!
enjoy their comfort, or else.

i know that that girl has to be freezing.
how can she be so scantily clad in the snow?

and this is a fantastic shirt.

the end.