Gold puts frankincense and myrrh to shame in biblical proportions
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all be diabetics
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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If i'm rubber and you're glue, we both have a problem
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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Gravity: What a Downer
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Hannuka: The Red-Headed Stepchild of Holidays
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Neopolitan: The Best of Three Worlds
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Neopolitan: The best of three worlds.
of 73 votes, 42% like it
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Let's hear it for Punc?tu.al:ity!
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Jupiter has Venus envy.
of 74 votes, 41% like it
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I wish my shirt was suicidal so it would hang itself.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Your gyro is no match for my falafel.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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You say I stole your heart - I say it's in your thoracic cavity.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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There's nothing skinny about my dipping.
of 71 votes, 32% like it
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I am tastefully tasteless.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'm am afraid of phobias.
of 76 votes, 42% like it
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Tape: The Poor Man's Glue.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Oragami: Paper's Worst Nightmare.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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You can never take the boy out of flamboyant.
of 66 votes, 29% like it
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I'm wearing knee pads the next time I fall off the wagon.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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You put the 'hor' in abhorrent.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's couth to be uncouth.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Manifest Destiny was obviously inevitable.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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