so i just spent two hours writing a fake eulogy for frosty the snowman, and how he died from a gang of bunnies armed with hairdryers, who were after his carrot nose.

it only occurred to me after i sang the song in my head that he has a fucking button nose.

i don't want to write this speech again.

how likely do you think it is that i can pass it off without twats in the audience noticing?

so for this public speaking class, we have to do a "fun" speech where we can give a fake wedding/eulogy/award speech.

it can be for famous people, cartoon characters, anything.

got any ideas?

i urge you all to post ridiculous suggestions. you know you want to.

so, sometimes, randomly, my ink will raise the skin and become really itchy and inflamed.....this confuses me immensely.

its years old too.

does this happen with any of your ink?

*scratch scratch*

i was a really mean critiquer back in the day. i just went through some of the earliest "only participated" designs from like 2006, and sometimes i was just downright mean, it makes me lol.


outline on Jul 09 '06
this shirt is making my optomitrist very rich.

outline on Jul 09 '06
this is a really boring design...but i now have the sudden urge to brush my teeth.

outline on Jul 09 '06
this is stupid. did you draw this with your feet?

outline on Jul 09 '06
i don't exactly know if i'd wear a shirt with tiny children snorting things off the floor.

outline on Jul 09 '06
this very big with weird stupid colors.

outline on Jul 09 '06
is she talking to her boobs? i don't get it.

outline on Aug 08 '06
A+ for effort on trying to be noticed and making a horrible design

outline on Jul 28 '06
this is just kind of an annoying design

outline on Jul 09 '06
what is with all of the faceless people??!! her face look like a big stupid potato with sunglasses



also, note my loose grasp of the english language. what a noob! lols

do you think you've gotten meaner or nicer towards subs?

this blog is where you post things that you think i might like

because i need a cheer up :/







....pwease?

for some reason, just this second, i was wondering how many people have their usernames capitalized.

i guess i was lazy.

is yours capitalized?

Yes
15

no
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omair

he is like one of those deer that you see with huge antlers. they are so majestic and beautiful, yet you have the overwhelming urge to take it home and hug it and name it Bambi.

so i've realised that i abuse emoticons :(

like, i'll comment with just a :D, and that makes other people go o.O and then i'm like :/

and i follow everything with a smiley face, like i'm some creepy guy that sits outside your window, watching you vacuum while naming off his favourite My Little Ponies :)

hey, girl :)

how you doin' :)

is there a nip/tuck blog already?

this is my nip/tuck blog.


......nip/tuck